aye por tu madre!
really....this thing should be called
"you know you're cubanaso if...."
i nearly peed in my pants laughing at how many of these things are actually true
*shudder*
:D
You Know You're Hispanic When....
You grew up scared of something called "el cuco".
Dinner usually consists of rice, beans and some type of meat.
You were raised on Goya products
You have ever used your nose or lips to point something out. [or speak predominantly by flailing your arms around]
You've ever dropped food on the floor, picked it up, ate it after saying, "Lo que no mata engorda".
You've been hit by a chancleta.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con flei".
You can tell the difference between arroz canilla and everything else.
People tell you to stop screaming when you`re really just talking normally.
You've gone outside your house with rollos and chancletas.
Whenever you're angry, you spout off a torrent of "cono", "punetta" and "carajjo".
You've been hit with either the cord of la plancha or la correa.
You know when your mom is sneaking up on you because you hear the "clack clack" of her chancletas.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and your in the next room.
You start celebrating before you even win the lotto and next thing you know you don't.
Your house has all of those little figuras that take up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have either one of the following: a porcelain cat, dog, owl, or elephant in your living room.
Your sofa is covered in plastic.
If you know who Don Francisco is. (from Sabado Gigante)
If you go to a wedding or some gathering, gossip about how bad the food is, but are the first to get a plate to go.
If you`re sister has more moustache hair than your father (lmao j/k)
If your uncle or relative down the street owns more gold than the jewlery shop down the street.
If you can dance merengue, cumbia, and salsa without music.
If you use manteca instead of olive oil and cant figure why your a$$ is getting bigger.
If you just cant imagine anyone not liking spanish food.
If you`ve been in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, with a person shouting, "entren, que caben mas!"
If you call your sneakers "tenis"
If your car has speakers in it that could drive a deaf man crazy.
If you have at least 30 cousins
If you start clapping when your plane lands on the runway.
If you say crazy things like "me cago en diez" or "me cago en na"
If you consider platanos to be a food group
If you have a family member that lives in washington heightz
If you waste all of your money on Frio-Frio
If when in your country u hear the neighbors screaming "se fue la lus!"
If you eat mango or fritos with ketchup
If all your pots and pans are kept inside the oven
If you say things like:
ANDA LA MIERDA
ANDA EL DIABLO
EL DIACHE
EL DIABLO
QUE VAINA
DIMELO
TA TO
Y ES FACIL
QUE LO QUE
A PO TA BIEN
QUE TRIPEO
TU SI JODE
TA VACANO
TA JEVI
LA CRETA
TU TA PASA OR PASAO
COJELA SUAVE
NO TE QUILLE
DEGRASIA
MALBA
BARBARASA
Get Your Own "You Know You're" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
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and that my dear gringo & gringa friends is a cuban ((or other hispanic)) in a nutshell.
watch out for those chancletas man....
and please,
if you EVERRRRRR see me in rollos in public, just lay me in front of a car and walk away. ((thats a hialeah thing though...honestly)) :P
♥
"you know you're cubanaso if...."
i nearly peed in my pants laughing at how many of these things are actually true
*shudder*
:D
You Know You're Hispanic When....
You grew up scared of something called "el cuco".
Dinner usually consists of rice, beans and some type of meat.
You were raised on Goya products
You have ever used your nose or lips to point something out. [or speak predominantly by flailing your arms around]
You've ever dropped food on the floor, picked it up, ate it after saying, "Lo que no mata engorda".
You've been hit by a chancleta.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con flei".
You can tell the difference between arroz canilla and everything else.
People tell you to stop screaming when you`re really just talking normally.
You've gone outside your house with rollos and chancletas.
Whenever you're angry, you spout off a torrent of "cono", "punetta" and "carajjo".
You've been hit with either the cord of la plancha or la correa.
You know when your mom is sneaking up on you because you hear the "clack clack" of her chancletas.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and your in the next room.
You start celebrating before you even win the lotto and next thing you know you don't.
Your house has all of those little figuras that take up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have either one of the following: a porcelain cat, dog, owl, or elephant in your living room.
Your sofa is covered in plastic.
If you know who Don Francisco is. (from Sabado Gigante)
If you go to a wedding or some gathering, gossip about how bad the food is, but are the first to get a plate to go.
If you`re sister has more moustache hair than your father (lmao j/k)
If your uncle or relative down the street owns more gold than the jewlery shop down the street.
If you can dance merengue, cumbia, and salsa without music.
If you use manteca instead of olive oil and cant figure why your a$$ is getting bigger.
If you just cant imagine anyone not liking spanish food.
If you`ve been in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, with a person shouting, "entren, que caben mas!"
If you call your sneakers "tenis"
If your car has speakers in it that could drive a deaf man crazy.
If you have at least 30 cousins
If you start clapping when your plane lands on the runway.
If you say crazy things like "me cago en diez" or "me cago en na"
If you consider platanos to be a food group
If you have a family member that lives in washington heightz
If you waste all of your money on Frio-Frio
If when in your country u hear the neighbors screaming "se fue la lus!"
If you eat mango or fritos with ketchup
If all your pots and pans are kept inside the oven
If you say things like:
ANDA LA MIERDA
ANDA EL DIABLO
EL DIACHE
EL DIABLO
QUE VAINA
DIMELO
TA TO
Y ES FACIL
QUE LO QUE
A PO TA BIEN
QUE TRIPEO
TU SI JODE
TA VACANO
TA JEVI
LA CRETA
TU TA PASA OR PASAO
COJELA SUAVE
NO TE QUILLE
DEGRASIA
MALBA
BARBARASA
Get Your Own "You Know You're" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
and that my dear gringo & gringa friends is a cuban ((or other hispanic)) in a nutshell.
watch out for those chancletas man....
and please,
if you EVERRRRRR see me in rollos in public, just lay me in front of a car and walk away. ((thats a hialeah thing though...honestly)) :P
♥