lols...my girls can relate......

Oct 21, 2004 09:27

why is one of them, "you hate Dallas"? lols..... READ MY COMMENTS AFTER EACH ONE! LOLS....

You Know You're From Philadelphia When...

You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.

You want olive oil AND mayonnaise on your "hoagie".

You hate the Redskins...LOLS

You hate Dallas. (DAMN, DO THEY HATE ME THAT MUCH??)

You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice". (Water Ice)...lols

You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members and calling people & things "jawn"..lols

You know how to spell Schuylkill.

You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME". (ISNT THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED?)

You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.

You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?" (I USED TO)

You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens. (YEA, I CAN)

You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is. (NOT TRUE)

You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz. (NOT)

You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies". (AREN'T THEY CALLED JIMMIES????)

You don't think Wawa sounds funny. (IT DOESN'T!)

You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll. (DAMN RIGHT)

Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block. (OR SAME NEIGHBORHOOD)

You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died. (YEA...LOL)

You can't imagine lunch without a Tastycake. (YUMMY****)

You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli. (AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE GOT THAT GERBIL UP HIS ASS)

A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.) (I KNOW, RIGHT!)

You know where to find the Rocky statue. (YEA, SURE DO)

You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks. (ICK! U GOTTA GO TO THE HOOD FOR A GOOD ONE)

You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m. (LOLS)

You can make a cheese steak and you've never been taught (REAL GOOD TOO!)

You've never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were there was on a class trip in third grade. (I SURE HAVEN'T)

You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is (IT'S PRETTY TOO)

You will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking of where it was - or where his hands have been. (UMMM, YEA...THIS IS TRUE)

You can't imagine a breakfast without scrapple. (UMMM, ANY OTHER WAY WOULD BE UNCIVILIZED)

You don't know what a sub is, but you think they are trying to describe an imitation HOAGIE. (YEA, WHAT THE HELL IS A SUB, OR A HERO??)

You aren't a bandwagon Sixers fan…you loved them when they sucked, and before they had A.I. (DR. J BABY!!!)

You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill. (YEA, AND TO GO SHOPPING)

You have the pizza place on speed dial. (ITS NUMBER 7)

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philadelphia.

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