♊ 01 ♊ [Text] real trolls default to text B)

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux is sulking chilling at the boat house. Cause being by water totally won't make him more depressed.*

look, ii hate a2kiing for help wiith thii2 2tupiid thiing.

but where do ii fiind other color2? black ju2t feel2 wrong.

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[gditsideswipe]

Hey. If you're going to use text, at least learn how to do it right. Don't subject my optics to this piece of scrap.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

no one made you read iit ju2t turn the fuckiing page.

*Optics? Wtf?*

ii 2hould a2k you two talk normal, iin2tead.

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[gditsideswipe]

Who taught you to text? A defunct motherboard? A Decepticon trash compactor?

What are you even trying to say to me?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

ii'll never under2tand you people.

2iince you don't 2eem two want two read my 2criipt or talk two me, why would 2omeone liike you bother two respond? diid you really thiink you could iin2ult me wiith the 2tupiid 2hitty thiing2 you 2ay? do you thiink that 2omeone 2omewhere out thiier iin the va2t reache2 of 2pace actually care2 what 2ome 2tupiid glubbiing a22hole liike you 2pew2 out of hii2 chiitiinou2 wiindhole, or whatever freak2 liike you call iit?

or are you ju2t 2uch a ma22iive 2hiithead that you ju2t keep talkiing and talkiing 2o you can lii2ten to your2elf talk. 2o you can 2erenade your auriicular 2ponge clot2 wiith your own 2peciial 2pooken 2henaniigan2

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[gditsideswipe]

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Yeah, all right, you're not even trying anymore. Do you just think it's cute or something?

You really want me to pay attention? Either learn to text, or use the audio function, stupid organic pile of parts.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

wow. after all that you 2tiill 2eriiou2ly thiink ii care about you.

ju2t fuck off already.

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[gditsideswipe]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the bad text.