sea shores
the garden state parkway is a fucking scam. its really pitiful that i haven't given in and gotten an ez pass already. hoping the floor of my car offers enough change to throw in the toll basket is basically the story of my life.
went to the jersey shore the other day and it was quiet, pleasant and foggy as hell. but beautiful. drove back in the passenger seat while it thundered, lighting-ed and poured rain and then partied with no pants on. mission on becoming a huge alcoholic: only partly accomplished. mission on giving up pot and cigarettes: not even halfway accomplished. im sorry, vices. i love you too much.
after driving through manhattan and queens in the balls out heat (my ac totally decided to stop working yesterday. its fun to pretend to have a convertable whilst drive down the garden state with the windows open and music blaring) i decided to visit long island's beautiful garbage can and homeless seagull infested barrier beaches and it was cold and windy and i got some major exfoliation action on account of the major sandstorm that pulverized me and my beach blanket.
oh, and i now owe the city of northampton $86 for all my retarded oh-shit-my-car-is-illegally-parked-again! moves. i am awesome.
went to the jersey shore the other day and it was quiet, pleasant and foggy as hell. but beautiful. drove back in the passenger seat while it thundered, lighting-ed and poured rain and then partied with no pants on. mission on becoming a huge alcoholic: only partly accomplished. mission on giving up pot and cigarettes: not even halfway accomplished. im sorry, vices. i love you too much.
after driving through manhattan and queens in the balls out heat (my ac totally decided to stop working yesterday. its fun to pretend to have a convertable whilst drive down the garden state with the windows open and music blaring) i decided to visit long island's beautiful garbage can and homeless seagull infested barrier beaches and it was cold and windy and i got some major exfoliation action on account of the major sandstorm that pulverized me and my beach blanket.
oh, and i now owe the city of northampton $86 for all my retarded oh-shit-my-car-is-illegally-parked-again! moves. i am awesome.