May 27, 2005 04:51
brian's comment on the boy from 'who's the boss': yeah, he's like totally gay now. like, AIDS gay.
i don't know if 'jonathan' from whos the boss actually has aids or not, but it was just a qualifiier, in you know, explaining the extent of his gayness. like neil patrick harris gay. like, starring in rent gay. angels in america gay. you get the deal.
best line received from a bouncer in response to my totally mediocre real-but-false identification: 'ok i'll let you live'
shit dawg you're like all GOD up in this piece. goddamn. 4 months until a bouncer doesn't get the liberty of dangling my life right before my very eyes. maybe it'll make my 21st birthday like all the more special. or something. shit. i should like HAVE my first birthday drink at the mercury lounge for this very purpose.