I COMMAND YOU ALL TO IGNORE THIS SAMPLE POST!
....But if you insist, here, you may as well have something to look at.
LOOK, BAKURA! Aren't we just the most adorable couple of villains? We make exceptional Pokémon trainers, do we not? I shall take excellent care of that Cyndaquil! Oooh, maybe I'll name him after you! What do you think, Bakura? Is "Florence" a good name for a Cyndaquil?
WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!