113; @_@

[thieveryofstars]

[accidental voicepost as unconsciousness gives way to plenty of pain]

... ow... hurts... dammit...

[OOC: Jing has woken up from his beating from both Cassis and Samus. He's quite black and blue as promised and not sure what's going on.]

Comments

[loyalpartner]

You're lucky they didn't kill you! Jeez. Even my pick up lines ain't that bad. I've never seen Cassis get so mad so fast. Or Samus for that matter.

[thieveryofstars]

Killing... might have been gentler...

Who?

[loyalpartner]

Probably.

.... You know, Cassis. Your girlfriend. And Samus. The friend that saved you before.

[thieveryofstars]

My whowhatsis?

And you...?

[loyalpartner]

.... Oh for the love of--

What now?! Just how hard did they hit you?!

I'm Kir! You know, you're partner.

[thieveryofstars]

Who... hit me?

Oh?

My head... hurts...

[loyalpartner]

Well, Cassis hit your head. Samus hit the rest of you.

Yeah, no kiddin'. But seriously... Please tell me you don't have amnesia again.

[thieveryofstars]

What'd I ever do to them??

... again?

[loyalpartner]

You kinda asked them to have your children. ... Or, well, more like ordered Cassis.

......

[thieveryofstars]

WHAT??

[stops, yelling was very bad idea... ow head hurting]

I have kids??

[loyalpartner]

... No, you don't thankfully but for some crazy reason you wanted them.

[thieveryofstars]

[winks at Kir]

[loyalpartner]

.....

[Screened to Jing]
She's goin' to murder you.

Screened;

[thieveryofstars]

Well, yeah, probably. Like I'd ever forget you or her. Jeez, partner... since when are you the gullible one between the two of us? Unless you're getting tricked by some pretty girl, and I'm sure I haven't switched genders.

♥?

Screened;

[loyalpartner]

Oh, shut up. It's been a long couple of days what with you goin' crazy. .... And then goin' crazy again.

Pssht.

Re: Screened;

[thieveryofstars]

Ah... I suppose it has been.

Sorry. I was just having a little fun.