112; COME COMRADES!

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How glorious to see so many powerful warriors and able women amassed in one place! Surely the Persians know of our numbers and tremble in fear from the mere sound of our battle cries! The gates of our confines shall spring open before our might and the earth shall quake beneath our sandals as we grind the corpses of our enemies into the dust

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Samus! My sister-in-arms! Come, we shall decimate the Persian forces together!

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No, I am merely filled with the glory of Sparta!

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Well... perhaps also the urge to make strong Spartan sons...

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Girlfriend? Ah, Cassis! Yes, she is my beloved! She will give me many young warrior sons and beautiful daughters!

Have you no mate, Samus? I will gladly also gift you with a child of my loins!

[OOC: Oh god, I can't type any more. Laughing too hard. Choking. Dead now.]

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But Samus! It is your duty as a Spartan woman! All know of your capable prowess in battle, now show the same ferocity in the bedchamber!

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Samus? Err... Samus...