you know you lived in colorado too long, when...

[thierrys]

or, In New York, It Rains More than Once a Year.

Scenario: You are painting the living room, so you put all of the cloth -- rugs, towels, blankets -- out on the balcony.

-->  It rains, thus completely soaking all of said cloth.                                                       
-----> You bring the items inside and give them a thorough wash.                         
----------> By the time the cloths have been through a wash cycle, the weather is sunny and in the 90s.
---------------->So you decide to put it out on the balcony to dry. 
-------------------->  It rains, thus completely soaking all of said cloth...
Repeat ad labitum.