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[thiefshonor]

[Celeste is sitting on a bench in the shade of a building, eating a slice of frozen pineapple, looking out at the beach.

On her head is one of the folded palm frond hats.]

...it's too fucking hot and sunny.

But at least the food's good. Really good.

[Smacking noises as she chews.]

Does anyone know what happened yet, or are y'all too distracted by seashells now?