Case 40: Turnabout Turkey

[thief_of_truth]

[Kay's been here too long to fall for a free turkey from the town on Thanksgiving, especially when it means she's been locked in her house in some bizarre plan to force her to enjoy it.  It happens to be the 'full of razorblades' variety, but she'll never know that, as the turkey has landed squarely in the kitchen trash can.]

"So, uh, a lot of

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[sanctusdei]

[Not!dad is in the kitchen staring at the discarded turkeys, and you just KNOW he's considering lighting the things on fire. Just in case.

Paranoia is fun.]

[thief_of_truth]

...I wouldn't mess with 'em. Who knows what'll happen.

[sanctusdei]

You're right. If I light 'em up, it might take the whole house with it or something.

[He really wants to though. Just to be safe, right?]

[thief_of_truth]

Yeah. It might be full of gasoline, for all we know.

[thief_of_truth]

Beats me. I threw it in the trash as soon as I saw it.

[thief_of_truth]

I've been in this town way too long to fall for a trick like that.