20 Random Facts About Myself
1. When I was six, the Gmork DID manage to find the boundaries of Fantasia and spent the better part of a year living under my bed. My parents, sick of midnight demands for 'wolf repellent' (air freshener) finally took my bedframe away. To this day, I prefer to have my boxspring rest directly on the ground.
2. I recently discovered a sick love of cottage cheese.
3. I was paid $40 to appear in a non-profit anti-smoking add when I was 14. Ironic, no?
4. I take extremely guilty pleasure in reading romance novels, paranormal or otherwise (Tee hee hee, yay vampire nookie). But no matter the sub-genre, I internally classify them all as SciFi/Fantasy.
5. I've spent my whole life declaring that I don't want kids. Ever.
6. I was wrong. I want a son named Gabriel (open to husbandly input) and a daughter named Marilyn (non-negotiable).
7. I honestly don't know whether I prefer to be called Anrdrea or Andi. I'm thinking about embracing my inner ghetto-fabulousness and going by 'Drea. Prounced 'dray-ah.'
8. My first attempt at finally committing to a 'nice guy' ended when he left me for some bitch he has no chance with. I got the 'I think you're an awesome person, but...' speech. Serves me right.
9. I want to be an editor. Preferably of novels. Check out that fragment. Yep.
10. If I ever read anything you've written (up to and including text messages) and you mistakenly make one there-their-they're error, I will spend the next several days mentally feeding you your teeth.
11. I loathe confrontation, and can count on one hand the number of times that I've raised my voice in anger.
12. I'm jealous.
13. I hate doing these things.
14. Being tipsy and groovin' on the dance floor is my all time favorite activity.
15. My porn name (first pet and street I grew up on) would be Flip-Flop Russell. Hell yeah. Keep an eye out!
16. I WILL win the powerball.
17. When I do, I plan on giving all my friends an immediate cash gift of $10,000. But you'll have to go on a treasure hunt to find it. If Hugo Weaving shows up at your door one day with your first instructions, that's why.
18. My top three celebrity voices of all time are, in no particular order, James Earl Jones, Al Pacino, and Patrick Stewart. Clint Eastwood comes in at a close fourth.
19. I hate the feeling of jarring impact more than anything else in the world. No more moshing for me. In an attempt to recapture my lost youth and sense of frivolity, I jumped off a swing the other day. I almost died.
20. If I have any say at all in what my last meal will be, it will contain bacon, mashed potatoes, asparagus, unagi maki and a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger.
God, I love bacon.
2. I recently discovered a sick love of cottage cheese.
3. I was paid $40 to appear in a non-profit anti-smoking add when I was 14. Ironic, no?
4. I take extremely guilty pleasure in reading romance novels, paranormal or otherwise (Tee hee hee, yay vampire nookie). But no matter the sub-genre, I internally classify them all as SciFi/Fantasy.
5. I've spent my whole life declaring that I don't want kids. Ever.
6. I was wrong. I want a son named Gabriel (open to husbandly input) and a daughter named Marilyn (non-negotiable).
7. I honestly don't know whether I prefer to be called Anrdrea or Andi. I'm thinking about embracing my inner ghetto-fabulousness and going by 'Drea. Prounced 'dray-ah.'
8. My first attempt at finally committing to a 'nice guy' ended when he left me for some bitch he has no chance with. I got the 'I think you're an awesome person, but...' speech. Serves me right.
9. I want to be an editor. Preferably of novels. Check out that fragment. Yep.
10. If I ever read anything you've written (up to and including text messages) and you mistakenly make one there-their-they're error, I will spend the next several days mentally feeding you your teeth.
11. I loathe confrontation, and can count on one hand the number of times that I've raised my voice in anger.
12. I'm jealous.
13. I hate doing these things.
14. Being tipsy and groovin' on the dance floor is my all time favorite activity.
15. My porn name (first pet and street I grew up on) would be Flip-Flop Russell. Hell yeah. Keep an eye out!
16. I WILL win the powerball.
17. When I do, I plan on giving all my friends an immediate cash gift of $10,000. But you'll have to go on a treasure hunt to find it. If Hugo Weaving shows up at your door one day with your first instructions, that's why.
18. My top three celebrity voices of all time are, in no particular order, James Earl Jones, Al Pacino, and Patrick Stewart. Clint Eastwood comes in at a close fourth.
19. I hate the feeling of jarring impact more than anything else in the world. No more moshing for me. In an attempt to recapture my lost youth and sense of frivolity, I jumped off a swing the other day. I almost died.
20. If I have any say at all in what my last meal will be, it will contain bacon, mashed potatoes, asparagus, unagi maki and a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger.
God, I love bacon.