The 'Unavailable' Pheremone

Sep 27, 2005 15:40

Is it just me, or are people who are involved in happy, healthy relationships somehow intrinsically hotter than singles ( Read more... )

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I'll go with you on this one: fourthwand September 28 2005, 05:31:09 UTC
Yes'm, you *are* a girl at the end of the day. I'm quite sure your siggy otto is very happy about that fact. (unfortunately you're also a blonde; but a tall one! [a very tall one] And that's good)

A couple more things to affirm/confirm for/with you:

#1: There is nothing wrong with car-grooving to Cake. Better to be Cake than Samantha Mumba or something.
#2: Fake number's are harder to spout than Random Excuse. The theory that, "I'm a lesbian, I'm married, I'm taken, I'm celibate, I'm having surgery soon, I'm terminal" never seems to deter the indecent ones. So the idea that you don't have a phone works, too. But do what I do when I shoot pool alone. Let 'em know you're flattered they decided to talk to you, which means you're attractive, but there isn't a chance in hell they're walking away with either a chance, a number, or a date for next Friday.
#3: Both men and women think silly at the end of the day. That doesn't make ramblings any less amusing.
#4: Getting calls from exes is both ego-stroking and trigger-itching. I vote for easing the twitchy grip before letting the id inflate. ;)

Cheers!! (so does this mean you me and ours need to double-date on Sundays now?)

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Re: I'll go with you on this one: thezilla September 29 2005, 02:42:28 UTC
#1: I am not a blonde!!! Grrr... I'm am lightly redheaded (hear me roar)
#2: The 'girls are retarded' was satirical. PEOPLE are retarded. Boys, girls, men, women adn everything in between.
#3: Thanks for the advice!
#4: Yes on the Sundays idea!! We can try to out-cute each other. Me and the boy need a handicap though - we're new at this :)

::squishies::

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