I AM HAIRY SEX GOD.
Most online quizzes are both mindless and dull. This one, however, is better than sex. YOU know the sort I'm talking about.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman, Tom Jones!
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.
It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.
Rum and Monkey is delightful.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman, Tom Jones!
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.
It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.
Rum and Monkey is delightful.