1) I got a raise today. Not a large raise per se, but about as large as I could get. My manager seems to think I'm the greatest thing since fruit-flavored Pez, which is nice.
2)
Irk-bot is the greatest Irk ever to bot your mom! SO GREAT!
LOOKIT! I love it well. ;_;
Now I must scheme to get more Irkart! Perhaps by pointing out that her beloved Ishida Akira played the voice of Fish Eye, and that I play a fishy reincarnation? MAYBE IT WILL WORK. OHOHOHOHO! Maybe not.