THE ICE

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IS GONNA BREAK

Get it? GET IT?

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Akhet!

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Akhet.
2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Akhet on New Year's Day.
3. Akhet is actually a mammal, not a fish! (WELL YEAH)
4. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Akhet!
5. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Akhet.
6. Baskin Robbins once made Akhet flavoured ice cream. (Uhhh...)
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Akhet.
8. Akhet was named after the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'! (You mean Ernie? NEW NICKNAME)
9. Akhet can sleep with one eye open! (You know what, she probably can.)
10. If you break Akhet, you will get seven years of bad luck. (If you break Akhet, you get the downfall of a whole empire thrown in for free.)

Akhet has a disturbing number of animals living inside her, and plants growing on her.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ari!

1. If you toss Ari 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
2. Ari is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
3. If you drop Ari from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Ari! (... D:)
5. Ari is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes! (Well kinda actually!)
6. Ari was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes. (LOL)
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Ari.
8. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Ari.
9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Ari! (ARI HOW COULD YOU)
10. Ari kept at the window will keep vampires at bay. ("Hi Jinn-sama, the others told me to tell you we'd really appreciate it if you left.")