WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?

[thez]

I was leaving the grocery store this evening, putting my bag in my car, when all of a sudden someone behind me tried to get my attention.

I turned around and there was a well-dressed young man and his girlfriend getting into their car. The man faced me and asked, "Have you ever dissected a frog

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No no, it makes perfect sense...

[nobara]

I think what was happening was they were break into a high society function (since they were well-dressed, natch). They needed a third for their operation because the other member of their crew got caught for a parole violation the day before. The locking mechanism on the safe they're planning to bust open is actually the body of a frog, and to open the sucker up the vital organs need to be removed super carefully (to avoid detection and electric shock a la Operation). They saw you in the grocery store, artfully plucking items from the shelves and thought, "this is it, that's the one," but alas, it was not to be. :(

Don't feel bad though, Z, it would have been a pain in the ass to fence all of those diamonds! You'll be able to break into the field of high profile burglary some other day, if that is your dream. <3

Re: No no, it makes perfect sense...

[knives_999]

was gunna say he was trying to get her not to skip school on frog dissection day, but thats waaaay better! XD

This is the best fanfiction ever (because it stars MEEE).

[thez]

DAMNIT. He should have known to append his question with a tap on the side of his nose to communicate his criminal intent! Amateur!

Oh well. I'm actually looking into bank robbery vis-à-vis ant farms. I'll let you know how that goes.

[shortcakegreen]

This strikes me as a Lewis Black "If not for my horse..." type of question. Just sayin'.

[sparklyoctopus]

you, a product of dvusd schools, never dissected a frog?! (insert overused joke about how crappy barry goldwater was compared to the oh-so-amazing deer valley)