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Ok, ok, I'll do it. Because if everyone jumped off a bridge, after enjoying a couple of days being the only human on earth, I'd probably end up jumping too.
(x) Smoked a cigarette. - Right now.
(x) Smoked a cigar. - Cubans too. Poker night!!!!
(x) Smoked a joint.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Been TRASHED. - Big fucking X.
( ) Crashed a friend's car.
( ) Some crashed your car.
( ) Stolen a car.
(x) Been in love.
( ) Had a threesome.
(x) Been dumped.- Bastard.
(x) Shoplifted. - Shut up, I was like 12, ok.
( ) Been fired. - Quit a bunch of times though.
(x) Been in a fist fight.- What? You wanna go bitch?!
(x) Snuck out of the house.
(x) Snuck someone into the house.
(x) Had feelings for one who didn't have them back - Another bastard. Ouch.
(x) Been arrested. - Fucking trespassing.
(x) Made out with a stranger.
( ) Gone on a blind date.
(x) Lied to a friend.
( ) Had a crush on a teacher.
(x) Been to Europe.
(x) Skipped school.- Are you kidding? I should've won a medal in truancy
(x) Seen someone die.- Really really terrible.
(x) Had a crush on one of your friends.
( ) Been to Canada.
( ) Been to Mexico.
(x) Been on a plane.
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(x) Thrown up in a bar.- Ugh.
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire.- Really, who hasn't done this?
(x) Eaten Sushi.
( ) Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone from the internet in person.
(x) Been moshing at a concert.
(x) Been in an abusive relationship. - I threw a plate once, and kicked him in the shin. I am bad.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now.- Awwwwww.
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(x) Made a snow angel.
( ) Had a tea party.
(x) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
(x) Gone puddle jumping.
( ) Gone mudding in your vehicle.
(x) Played dress up. - Every damn day.
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(x) Gone sledding.
(x) Cheated while playing a game. - Never ever been caught!
(x) Been lonely - Boo.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.
( ) Used a fake ID.- Never needed one.
(x) Watched the sun set.
( ) Felt an earthquake.
(x) Touched a snake.
(x) Slept beneath the stars.
(x) Been tickled.
(x) Been robbed.- ARRRRRRG!
(x) Been misunderstood. - Ha.
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat.- The petting zoo rocks.
(x) Won a contest.
( ) Run a red light.
(x) Been suspended from school. I know, I'm a very bad girl.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Had braces.
(x) Felt like an outcast.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Had deja vu.
(x) Danced in the moonlight.
(x) Hated the way you look.
(x) Witnessed a crime.- Not only witnessed my dearies....
(x) Pole danced. - Turns out I'm not as flexible as I would've hoped.
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
(x) Walked barefoot through the mud.
(x) Been lost.- Oh, the stories i could tell.....
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country.
(x) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like dying.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Played cops and robbers.
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/ markers.
( ) Sung karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.- Did this today as a matter of fact.
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.- So many I've lost count.
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (or food....like macaroni and cheese...and french fries...those hurt)
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe.
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles.
(x) Had a bonfire on the beach.
(x) Crashed a party.
(x) gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true. And it was goooooood!
( ) Worn pearls.
(x) Jumped off a bridge.- Pretty small bridge.
(x) Screamed the word penis in public.- Needs no explanation.
(x) Ate dog/cat food- I even sampled the canned stuff.
(x) Told a complete stranger you loved them.- If you're reading this, I LOVE YOU!
(x) Kissed a mirror.- Mwah.
(x) Sang in the shower.
(x) Owned a little black dress.- I am a sexy bitch.
( ) Had a dream that you married someone.- Even in my dreams I'm not the marrying type I guess.
(x) Glued your hand to something. - I do this all the time, just for kicks.
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole.
(x) Kissed a fish.- And then ate it.
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.- And performed on stage like that in a lesbian bar. Three times! Beat that!
( ) Been a cheerleader.
(x) Sat on a roof top. - Many times. See also "been arrested" above.
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs. FUCK YESSSSSSSSS! WOOT!
( ) Done a one-handed cartwheel.
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Stayed up all night.
(x) Didn't take a shower for a week. Good times, good times.
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
( ) Had a tree house.
( ) Are scared to watch scary movies.
( ) Believe in ghosts.
( ) Have more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say.
( ) Played ding-dong-ditch.
(x) Played chicken.
( ) Played Dizzy Bat
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on.
(x) Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger.- Because it true damnit! And they were all either drunk,sleazy,creepy, or a combo of the 3.
( ) Broken a bone.- Never, can you believe it? knock on wood
(x) Been easily amused.- All the fucking time. Right now in fact.
(x) Caught a fish then ate it.- Yum!
( ) Caught a butterfly.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried so hard you laughed.
(x) Mooned/flashed someone.
(x ) Had someone moon/flash you.
( ) Cheated on a test - It makes absolutely no sense considering, but nope I never have.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
(x) Slept naked.
(x) French braided someone's hair.
( ) Grown a beard. - But I have pasted a fake one on. So there.
(x) Rule at life. - I PWN bitches!