Shameless gluttony in thanks
I'll be off the interwebs for a few days as I'm off to stuff my self senseless with the traditional foods of thanks(we're taking this and)giving(you smallpox, alcohol, and reservations after we slaughter most of your people). So tomorrow I'll be munching the day away along with the rest of our countrymen who have been overdosing on tryptophane, butter, and football every year in order to forget the atrocious history of our country. We might as well just hand out free crack on the streets.
But it's all worth it cause I get to hang out with the cutest baby in the world! My sister has given me license to fill my niece's head with all sorts of lefty propaganda. Imagine the possibilities! The power! Muah ha ha!
Seriously though, the cuteness just makes me speechless.
Ready, set, EAT!