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After several days "teaching" Mad Science, I have come to the realization that the education system in the Netherworld works somewhat differently than it does in my world. With this in mind, I have made some changes to the curriculum.
From this point forth, the majority of your grade shall derive from HOW WELL YOU CAN ESCAPE MY ARMY OF ROBO-DOOM-SPIDERS!
Armed with twin, high caliber gattling guns, a freeze ray, net launchers, and no less than FOUR retractable arms tipped with mighty, snapping, electrified claws, Armored with 3 inch thick armor of a special alloy of my own creation, these mechanical creations are programmed to hunt down errant students, subdue them, and bring them to my classroom!
If you wish it, you can get extra credit by volunteering as a test subject for my experiments, the amount of extra credit will depend on how dangerous the test is, will be decided by me, and is non-negotiable.
I look forwards to seeing you all in class tomorrow.
From this point forth, the majority of your grade shall derive from HOW WELL YOU CAN ESCAPE MY ARMY OF ROBO-DOOM-SPIDERS!
Armed with twin, high caliber gattling guns, a freeze ray, net launchers, and no less than FOUR retractable arms tipped with mighty, snapping, electrified claws, Armored with 3 inch thick armor of a special alloy of my own creation, these mechanical creations are programmed to hunt down errant students, subdue them, and bring them to my classroom!
If you wish it, you can get extra credit by volunteering as a test subject for my experiments, the amount of extra credit will depend on how dangerous the test is, will be decided by me, and is non-negotiable.
I look forwards to seeing you all in class tomorrow.