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ROLF!!!! On my way back from church in the car. There was a picture of a snake. Well let me just first say my mom is afraid of snakes. But today i found out she is Extremely Afraid Of Snakes!!!! So anyways there was a picture of a little snake in a Petco magazine. So when she saw it she started to scream and threw the magazine on my lap. I was like.....errr wtf...so she was screaming!! THERES A SNAKE!!!! So i saw it and i was laughing so hard. Then i took the magazine unopened and placed it on my moms lap and she yelled and hit me and screamed at me while i was being a total jerk laughing my ass off at her. haha. so then we got home and she told me to throw it away but instead i just tore out the snake picture and placed it in the kitchen trashcan. When she saw me she yelled! "IM NOT COOKING DINNER UNLESS YOU THROW THE WHOLE BAG AWAY" so i just picked the ripped out picture and ripped a little peice of that picture off so it only showed the tip of the body. And i touched my mom with it. Then she got her bamboo stick and chased me out of the house. I ran for my life laughing even harder, that i started to cry. I was on the ground laughing. While she picked up a even bigger stick and charged at me. I ran for my life. ROLF!!!! But in the end i had to do what she told me. :] throw the whole bag away with the picture. I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks mother! :)