Some Limericks I Like

[theyellowfellow]

There once was aman from Boston, Mass
Who's balls were quite big but made out of brass
When he clanged them together
They made stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass.

I sat with the Dutchess for tea
Though it wasn't how I thought it would be
Her rumblings abdominal
were truly phenomenal
and everyone thought it was me.

There once was a couple from the Valley.
That were stuck together Belly to Belly.
Because in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly!