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You'd think that after 15+ years of showering, I would have gotten the hang of it by now. However, this statement is false. False, I tell you. I had my razor in my mouth while i was putting shaving lotion on my calf and it falls out of my mouth so I bend down to pick it up, and then I slipped and fell and ended up on my back with the shower spraying water in my face. Also, I hit my face/head. I'm most certain there was screaming of some sort involved, because that's what I do when I fall unexpectedly whilst naked. There's a prominent red spot on my left cheekbone where I hit the side of the tub, but the rest of me seems to be okay. Needless to say, I'm quite amused by the fact that the same thing happened to me as to my grandmother - who is 82. Yes. I have begun my slow and hellish descent into old ageosity.