I hate my glasses
So I got new glasses last week. I was really excited since I had my old ones for 5 years. Finally, a new look. Smaller, silver frames instead of the black hipster glasses (but I had them before they were hip). But I hate my new glasses. They don't hug my head right. They smear too easily. They touch my nose wrong. I think they're lopsided (even when they're not). I think they're closer to my right eye than my left. They're making me fucking neurotic. I've spent the last half hour trying to flex them into some sort of position that isn't irritating, but to no avail. I think I'm just missing my old pair. Shit, I've worn them a fifth of my life.