who wants a piece?

[they_were_wrong]

hey gang. i feel like complaining and since this is just the place for indulging in masturbatory self reflection, i'm going to.

i'm bored almost all the time.

i'm tired and can't sleep well since i sleep on a couch.

i don't seem to have any feelings for anything or anyone.

i'm incredibly lazy and unmotivated to do anything.

step right up. plenty of me to go around.

i love my friends for putting up with me.