Reviewing Movie Reviewers
It has come to my attention that Movie reviewers are Twats.
The do not understand the blessed realm of Science Fiction, Action (Superhero movies mostly not included, because they can sit down an watch it and not feel like geeks because they don't know anything about the people on camera) and by extension Supernatural movies or decent comedy. And by decent comedy I mean things that don't have Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Jim Carey or any other super crass american 'comedian' nor does it involve unrealistic romance . Decent comedy is black, with a dash of british humor. No potty jokes needed.
But when given , children's, teen's, crass comedy, romance, romantic comedies, war or mystery. They jump on it like the idiot children they really are. They understand thing they can laugh at, cry or is aimed at those with an intellectual level of a newborn. (Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of children's movies as well).
Editor: Here have a crass comedy staring Adam Sandler.
Reviewers: OMG that was soooooooooooo funny. Had us in stitches. 5/5 stars!
Editor: Here have this Science fiction on based on a famous book.
Reviewers: WTF? Too confusing. Too much science-y stuff. what were they doing anyway? (flying around in space shooting the enemy) Bleh, it's only worth 2/ 5 stars.
Editor: Here watch this Sue film based on a Sue fic book, where vampires sparkle. (Twatlight alert!)
Reviewers: Oh that was so good! SO beautiful is teenage love! 4 1/2 / 5 stars!
Raving teen Hordes: OMG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! They gave it a good review!!!!
Sane People: OMGWTFBBQ! This is garbage! who reviewed this?!?!
So it appears most movie reviewers seem to have the IQ of a beetroot when it comes to films that actually have some content in them. Yes I like a plausable Storyline, with all the science-y stuff in it. Yes I actually read the book a movie was based on afterwards (sometimes before) to see if the pwnage or failsauce was written in the book (And the book always ends up better than the movie anyway). So poo-poo to your lovey-dovey shit and your super-crass american comedy.
The do not understand the blessed realm of Science Fiction, Action (Superhero movies mostly not included, because they can sit down an watch it and not feel like geeks because they don't know anything about the people on camera) and by extension Supernatural movies or decent comedy. And by decent comedy I mean things that don't have Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Jim Carey or any other super crass american 'comedian' nor does it involve unrealistic romance . Decent comedy is black, with a dash of british humor. No potty jokes needed.
But when given , children's, teen's, crass comedy, romance, romantic comedies, war or mystery. They jump on it like the idiot children they really are. They understand thing they can laugh at, cry or is aimed at those with an intellectual level of a newborn. (Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of children's movies as well).
Editor: Here have a crass comedy staring Adam Sandler.
Reviewers: OMG that was soooooooooooo funny. Had us in stitches. 5/5 stars!
Editor: Here have this Science fiction on based on a famous book.
Reviewers: WTF? Too confusing. Too much science-y stuff. what were they doing anyway? (flying around in space shooting the enemy) Bleh, it's only worth 2/ 5 stars.
Editor: Here watch this Sue film based on a Sue fic book, where vampires sparkle. (Twatlight alert!)
Reviewers: Oh that was so good! SO beautiful is teenage love! 4 1/2 / 5 stars!
Raving teen Hordes: OMG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! They gave it a good review!!!!
Sane People: OMGWTFBBQ! This is garbage! who reviewed this?!?!
So it appears most movie reviewers seem to have the IQ of a beetroot when it comes to films that actually have some content in them. Yes I like a plausable Storyline, with all the science-y stuff in it. Yes I actually read the book a movie was based on afterwards (sometimes before) to see if the pwnage or failsauce was written in the book (And the book always ends up better than the movie anyway). So poo-poo to your lovey-dovey shit and your super-crass american comedy.