May 31, 2008 01:25
..random conversation between my lovely karanna and myself. some people will find it amusing, others will not. johnny depp epiphany spawned by 'kiddies.' again, some will get it, some will not. I'm the "T", and she's the "C."
T: things i do have an intense love for...
T: johnny depp
T: who is presenting an award at the MTV movie awards
T: everyone go...WTF.
C: *shrug* he's johnny depp
T: he usually skips all the awards shows, how is he presenting this crap?
C: he keeps the kiddies guessing
T: ...the kiddies?
T: God, are you johnny depp!?
C: ah, damn, you figured me out after all these years.
C: yes, tiffany, i am johnny depp.
T: oh my god, this is the best day ever! i love you so much.
T: but you probably knew that..you, sly devil, you.
T: wanna get married?
C: well since i am deeply and irrevocably in love with you, yes.
C: let us be married tomorrow!
T: that's wonderful, where would you like to meet?
C: i'll send a plane for you, we'll meet in paris!
T: oh, lovely!
T: what about Vanessa?
T: and the kiddies?
C: ill send the whore packing
C: and the kiddies will adore you
T: oh, splendid.
T: is tim going to be your best man?
C: no, i shall have no best man
T: are we simply eloping?
C: that we are!
C: who needs the crowd?
T: not me. I just need your amazingly gorgeous self
C: Glad to hear it
C: now, im off to watch legends of the fall, my darling, i shall see you the morrow!
T: alright, my love, i am simply going to sleep and dream of our lovely wedding tomorrow. i can not wait to see you.
C: goodnight
p.s. like that user pic? made it myself. i'm branching out into icons. mostly focusing on selective color at the moment. go me. off to bed now, i guess. woo. ten days until i see hey! chris. life is currently good. ...well, assuming i can actually sleep when i go into bed. stupid insomnia.
hey! chris,
thexbatxbuckle,
johnny depp,
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