[fic] Parental Guidance
Yosh! First fanfic post for the year 2009!! I'm still in writer's block so don't expect for more fanfictions. I'll try to write something though. Happy New Year everyone!!
Title:: Parental Guidance
Theme:: Day 16th/Misunderstanding stemming from contrasting courting styles [from 31_days Nov16th prompt
Character(s)/Pairing(s):: Hibari Kyouya, Chrome Dokuro, Rokudo Mukuro, mentions of 1896
Rating:: PG (and no, it’s not a pun to the title. XD)
Word count:: 1069 (ah! Look! It's Mukuro!)
Warning:: Err… OCs (don't read if you don’t like OCs), OOC-ness, massive fail crack, and maybe children’s cuteness
Summary:: In which Rokudo Mukuro was the most annoying, dangerous, and mischievous nanny ever, and he was teaching the Hibari twins to sing his favorite song.
Author’s Note:: AU-ish, happened in alternate 18 years later universe. A tie in drabbles with Day 1: Mukuro-ji-chan, the Lie Storyteller and Day 5: Play Tag. Finally I found a name for the Hibari twins! Hibari Suzume is the older of the two and Hibari Tsubame is the younger one. Suzume means sparrow and Tsubame means swallow (I really just realized that their names actually rhymes! 8D). Such fitting names for the skylark’s offspring, no? XDD
Beta'd by:: chocobo_ed
Being a father had always been a tough job for every man existed in the world, especially when you were in the Mafia and had a nagging, cunning, bored and mischievous Rokudo Mukuro as the babysitter of your child.
Hibari Kyouya was no exception. He was working for the most powerful Mafia family in the underworld and also had the most unfortunate fate to have Mukuro visiting the Hibari residence every time he had some spare time-which was every day.
Hence, Chrome could understand why when her husband couldn’t restrain his anger when he knew that Mukuro had been telling the twins about their past’s stories and teaching them some very, very disturbing things.
For one, Mukuro would teach Suzume (or Suzu-kun as Mukuro would call him) how to create illusions. Suzume had the ability to create one because he had the Mist Flame-much to his father’s displeasure. Although Suzume really detested the way Mukuro taught him, or Mukuro himself in general (just like his father), Chrome knew that her oldest child actually respected him (even much more to his father’s displeasure). If not, why would he still want to learn from Mukuro?
Her husband had been angry back then, when he knew… saw what his seven year old son was capable of. Chrome thought that it shouldn’t be a big problem if only Mukuro didn’t teach Suzume to create illusions of sakura trees for their first lesson. On the second thought, that wasn’t supposed to be a big problem too, if only that Mukuro didn’t tell Suzume to show his illusion to his father.
However, all of that was nothing compared to what Mukuro had taught their little girl, Tsubame…
--
Hibari had just came back home and Chrome was helping him change from his blood splattered suit into his yukata.
“How was your day?” Chrome asked as she took the dirty clothes away.
“Meeting with a bunch of worthless herbivores and biting them all to death for being uncooperative,” Hibari replied dryly. “Where are the children?” he questioned as Chrome stood in front of him, adjusting his yukata and wiping the dry blood off his face with warm damp cloth.
Chrome’s hand stopped moving for a moment. She averted her eyes when Hibari looked at her with piercing gaze.
“The children are sleeping in their room,” she answered without looking at her husband.
Hibari took Chrome’s hand away from his face and force her to look at him in the eye. “Did he come again? What did he tell the children this time? What did he teach them this time?”
When Chrome didn’t answer, Hibari walked out of the room in a quick stride. “How many times do I have to tell you to not let that bastard come, Nagi?” he hissed dangerously as Chrome followed him to their children’s room. “How dare he teach my children some unscrupulous things.”
“But, Kyouya… It’s not that Mukuro-sama taught them something dangerous.” Chrome tried to keep up with Hibari’s long stride.
“You’re saying that teaching Suzume to create illusions is not dangerous?”
“It’s so that he can protect himself. Besides, he has the talent, Kyouya.”
“My son can protect himself even without using illusions, Nagi. He’s no herbivore and he’s being brought up with…”
Hibari didn’t finish his sentence as he stopped his track in front of the Japanese styled slide door of the twins’ room and caught a faint humming sound from behind the door.
“Is he inside?” Hibari turned his head to Chrome, who sighed and nodded. Hibari’s hands were just going to open the door when a small chuckle was heard.
“Ahahaha!! That song is so cute, Mukuro-ji-chan! Can you teach me again?”
“Tsubame… How can you say that that song is cute? It’s the most retarded song I’ve ever heard! Father will not be so happy if he knows about this, Mukuro-ji-chan.”
“Oya oya… Suzu-kun… Don’t speak with that kind of tone with your little sister. Your father won’t be angry if he doesn’t know anything about this and that means you will not tell him anything, okay?”
“Are you threatening me, Mukuro-ji-chan? Don’t you know that mini Hibird no.30XV is installed in this room and every conversation is being recorded? ”
“Kufufufu… No, I am not threatening you, Suzu-kun. And I know about your father’s little spying birds’ collection. He always used them to locate me and your mother’s position in the past. You really are your father’s son, you know. Anyway! Shall I sing the song again, my cute Tsubame-chan?”
“Yes! I want to hear the song again!”
And Hibari almost had a heart attack when he heard the first line of whatever song Mukuro was singing for his daughter inside the room.
Kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu
Odorasete agemasu yo kimi no carnival
Junsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba
Ayatsureta kimi ha boku to eien no samba
Chrome sighed inwardly ‘Mukuro-sama is going to be the death of Kyouya…’ She could see Hibari’s hand was trembling in anger when he forcibly opened the sliding doors.
“Ara?” was what Mukuro said when he saw furious Hibari stepped inside the room. “Kyouya-kun~ You’re back!”
“What. Are. You. Doing. To. My. Daughter. Mukuro?” With each word, Hibari walked closer to Mukuro, who was holding Tsubame in his arms, and charging up his Flames into the box containing his tonfa. “I’ll bite you to death, Rokudo Mukuro!!!”
“I told you so…” Suzume said in low tone and he shook his head.
Chrome immediately slipped in between the two men and took Tsubame away before their weapons clashed. She grabbed Suzume’s hand and dragged him out of the room. It looked like she would have to ask Kusakabe to repair the children’s room again tomorrow.
--
Hibari thought that by banning-and also biting him to death-Mukuro would not step foot into his household forever, thus preventing his children from being mentally damaged by the constant contact with that unscrupulous man. How wrong he was. He had forgotten that both his children were fast learners-- especially Tsubame.
“Father, Tsubame is singing that song again…”
“Kufufu… kufufu… kufufu no fu~”
Chrome sighed as she saw Tsubame twirling and dancing happily while singing the song Mukuro had taught her. She could see that Hibari’s jaw was clenched tightly and heard Mukuro’s chuckling inside her head.
Not just and end note:: Pardon me for the massive fail crack. XP Try re-reading this while listening to the most retarded character song evar Mukuro’s character song ‘Kufufu no Fu’.
Title:: Parental Guidance
Theme:: Day 16th/Misunderstanding stemming from contrasting courting styles [from 31_days Nov16th prompt
Character(s)/Pairing(s):: Hibari Kyouya, Chrome Dokuro, Rokudo Mukuro, mentions of 1896
Rating:: PG (and no, it’s not a pun to the title. XD)
Word count:: 1069 (ah! Look! It's Mukuro!)
Warning:: Err… OCs (don't read if you don’t like OCs), OOC-ness, massive fail crack, and maybe children’s cuteness
Summary:: In which Rokudo Mukuro was the most annoying, dangerous, and mischievous nanny ever, and he was teaching the Hibari twins to sing his favorite song.
Author’s Note:: AU-ish, happened in alternate 18 years later universe. A tie in drabbles with Day 1: Mukuro-ji-chan, the Lie Storyteller and Day 5: Play Tag. Finally I found a name for the Hibari twins! Hibari Suzume is the older of the two and Hibari Tsubame is the younger one. Suzume means sparrow and Tsubame means swallow (I really just realized that their names actually rhymes! 8D). Such fitting names for the skylark’s offspring, no? XDD
Beta'd by:: chocobo_ed
Being a father had always been a tough job for every man existed in the world, especially when you were in the Mafia and had a nagging, cunning, bored and mischievous Rokudo Mukuro as the babysitter of your child.
Hibari Kyouya was no exception. He was working for the most powerful Mafia family in the underworld and also had the most unfortunate fate to have Mukuro visiting the Hibari residence every time he had some spare time-which was every day.
Hence, Chrome could understand why when her husband couldn’t restrain his anger when he knew that Mukuro had been telling the twins about their past’s stories and teaching them some very, very disturbing things.
For one, Mukuro would teach Suzume (or Suzu-kun as Mukuro would call him) how to create illusions. Suzume had the ability to create one because he had the Mist Flame-much to his father’s displeasure. Although Suzume really detested the way Mukuro taught him, or Mukuro himself in general (just like his father), Chrome knew that her oldest child actually respected him (even much more to his father’s displeasure). If not, why would he still want to learn from Mukuro?
Her husband had been angry back then, when he knew… saw what his seven year old son was capable of. Chrome thought that it shouldn’t be a big problem if only Mukuro didn’t teach Suzume to create illusions of sakura trees for their first lesson. On the second thought, that wasn’t supposed to be a big problem too, if only that Mukuro didn’t tell Suzume to show his illusion to his father.
However, all of that was nothing compared to what Mukuro had taught their little girl, Tsubame…
--
Hibari had just came back home and Chrome was helping him change from his blood splattered suit into his yukata.
“How was your day?” Chrome asked as she took the dirty clothes away.
“Meeting with a bunch of worthless herbivores and biting them all to death for being uncooperative,” Hibari replied dryly. “Where are the children?” he questioned as Chrome stood in front of him, adjusting his yukata and wiping the dry blood off his face with warm damp cloth.
Chrome’s hand stopped moving for a moment. She averted her eyes when Hibari looked at her with piercing gaze.
“The children are sleeping in their room,” she answered without looking at her husband.
Hibari took Chrome’s hand away from his face and force her to look at him in the eye. “Did he come again? What did he tell the children this time? What did he teach them this time?”
When Chrome didn’t answer, Hibari walked out of the room in a quick stride. “How many times do I have to tell you to not let that bastard come, Nagi?” he hissed dangerously as Chrome followed him to their children’s room. “How dare he teach my children some unscrupulous things.”
“But, Kyouya… It’s not that Mukuro-sama taught them something dangerous.” Chrome tried to keep up with Hibari’s long stride.
“You’re saying that teaching Suzume to create illusions is not dangerous?”
“It’s so that he can protect himself. Besides, he has the talent, Kyouya.”
“My son can protect himself even without using illusions, Nagi. He’s no herbivore and he’s being brought up with…”
Hibari didn’t finish his sentence as he stopped his track in front of the Japanese styled slide door of the twins’ room and caught a faint humming sound from behind the door.
“Is he inside?” Hibari turned his head to Chrome, who sighed and nodded. Hibari’s hands were just going to open the door when a small chuckle was heard.
“Ahahaha!! That song is so cute, Mukuro-ji-chan! Can you teach me again?”
“Tsubame… How can you say that that song is cute? It’s the most retarded song I’ve ever heard! Father will not be so happy if he knows about this, Mukuro-ji-chan.”
“Oya oya… Suzu-kun… Don’t speak with that kind of tone with your little sister. Your father won’t be angry if he doesn’t know anything about this and that means you will not tell him anything, okay?”
“Are you threatening me, Mukuro-ji-chan? Don’t you know that mini Hibird no.30XV is installed in this room and every conversation is being recorded? ”
“Kufufufu… No, I am not threatening you, Suzu-kun. And I know about your father’s little spying birds’ collection. He always used them to locate me and your mother’s position in the past. You really are your father’s son, you know. Anyway! Shall I sing the song again, my cute Tsubame-chan?”
“Yes! I want to hear the song again!”
And Hibari almost had a heart attack when he heard the first line of whatever song Mukuro was singing for his daughter inside the room.
Kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu
Odorasete agemasu yo kimi no carnival
Junsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba
Ayatsureta kimi ha boku to eien no samba
Chrome sighed inwardly ‘Mukuro-sama is going to be the death of Kyouya…’ She could see Hibari’s hand was trembling in anger when he forcibly opened the sliding doors.
“Ara?” was what Mukuro said when he saw furious Hibari stepped inside the room. “Kyouya-kun~ You’re back!”
“What. Are. You. Doing. To. My. Daughter. Mukuro?” With each word, Hibari walked closer to Mukuro, who was holding Tsubame in his arms, and charging up his Flames into the box containing his tonfa. “I’ll bite you to death, Rokudo Mukuro!!!”
“I told you so…” Suzume said in low tone and he shook his head.
Chrome immediately slipped in between the two men and took Tsubame away before their weapons clashed. She grabbed Suzume’s hand and dragged him out of the room. It looked like she would have to ask Kusakabe to repair the children’s room again tomorrow.
--
Hibari thought that by banning-and also biting him to death-Mukuro would not step foot into his household forever, thus preventing his children from being mentally damaged by the constant contact with that unscrupulous man. How wrong he was. He had forgotten that both his children were fast learners-- especially Tsubame.
“Father, Tsubame is singing that song again…”
“Kufufu… kufufu… kufufu no fu~”
Chrome sighed as she saw Tsubame twirling and dancing happily while singing the song Mukuro had taught her. She could see that Hibari’s jaw was clenched tightly and heard Mukuro’s chuckling inside her head.
Not just and end note:: Pardon me for the massive fail crack. XP Try re-reading this while listening to the most retarded character song evar Mukuro’s character song ‘Kufufu no Fu’.