Warhammer is pretty tits. My char is a bloodthirsty, killer viking named Bachhus (known more commonly for his role in greek mythology as the god of wine and intoxication, aka partying) because for some reason the name reminds me of barbaric, drunken vikings. This game definitely trumps Wow not only for having a class that lets you impale people as an insane, chaotic viking, but also because i can have a life and still play the game. I'm on a server called Gorfang just in case someone wants to join me and Kapa in killing Order nubz.
Thats my dude as of last night. Since then i have accumulated even more epic lootz. Yes, that is a mutated arm-blade thing and not a graphical glitch. The Marauder from the Chaos faction is really fucked up and, get this, worships a god who is referred to as, "The Changer of Ways". I found this funny for obvious reasons and i'm sure people who know me will understand why. The game is based on a property that was created well over a decade ago and happens to have a faction that shares the mantra of a current major political party. If this had been a feature of a ridiculously popular MMO game of the last 4 years, maybe something like Wow, i guarantee there would be at least a few videos and pictures floating around the internets with Obama's face photoshopped over the god of change's face, whatever that may look like (i haven't gotten that far in the game. I can't wait to meet him though!). Maybe mutants will be a result of a shitty universal health care program and a powerful nanny state lololololjk. In all seriousness though, if that's what happens, i'm stoked.
Now I'm off to vanquish boxes of stock at Forever 21. I'll be back to brutal slaying tonight.