Wow.
I just had a very interesting conversation with a certain "beastly girl/woman" named Kristie. Take a look.
SkatePunk01: You've heard of the NoHo Mental Asylum, correct?
dramagal876: What is THAT supposed to mean?!
SkatePunk01: Oh, take it how you perceive it.
dramagal876: Dominic, if you dont watch yourself, one day I might be forced to inflict bodily harm upon you...
SkatePunk01: Bodily harm? You're talking to a God, honey. Bodily harm means nothing to me.
dramagal876: Oh yeah?
dramagal876: haha
SkatePunk01: Well, next time watch where you walk. I was utterly disturbed you bumped into me.
dramagal876: Oh! Oh ho ho!!!
dramagal876:It was YOUR fault
SkatePunk01: Can you prove it was my fault?
dramagal876: yes
SkatePunk01: Ok. Lets see the evidence,
dramagal876: I have eye witnesses that SAW your foot sticking out into the walkway...
dramagal876: Therefore, unless I moved it, which I sort of did by bumping into it, someone else would have hurt themselves by bumping into your big feet...so really I did a favor for everyone else in choir.
SkatePunk01: I said SHOW me the evidence, not DESCRIBE TO ME, you silly girl!
dramagal876: What would you like me to do? It isnt possible for me to show you anything at the moment.
SkatePunk01: That's what you failed to realize when I asked you, silly nit.
dramagal876: nit?
dramagal876: Do you mean git?
SkatePunk01: No
SkatePunk01: nit
SkatePunk01: as in nit-wit
dramagal876: And I think you're just trying to find a loop-hole so you dont have to admit that you were in the wrong.
dramagal876: And I am superior in every way
SkatePunk01: Superior in every way, second to me that is.
SkatePunk01: And no, you are wrong. It was your fault the accident was caused. You're at fault.
dramagal876: Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
SkatePunk01: My foot was parked legally. You come and broadside it. Tell me how I am at fauly, my pretty *cough*
dramagal876: Well, for one, if you really were parked legally, I never would have come in contact with your foot.
SkatePunk01: I was parked legally. It says clearly under clause F of sentence 386, paragraph 3 on page 74632 of the School Parking Zones Informational Pamphlet that "Feet adjacent to a desk no more than a foot away from the desk of the owner are permitted to roam whereever they please, as long as it is kept within that radius."
SkatePunk01: You need to know your stuff to keep up with me, sweetie.
dramagal876: Okay, well luckily for me, dear, I do. And I have to say that you overlooked one tiny thing. It also say that if that foot/feet are intruding on a narrow walkway, they are in the wrong.
dramagal876: Always read the fine print
SkatePunk01: The fine print has been read, sweet-ums. Look at the clause under the fine print: "Except when a devastingly beastly girl/woman is trying to make passage through the walkway."
dramagal876: Luckily for me, hunny, I am neither.
dramagal876: So you are at fauly
dramagal876: *fault
SkatePunk01: Ahh, but under that it even reads: "Except when girls named Kristie that attend Westfield High School and participate in Show Choir in the period of G in the year 2005 under the direction of Mrs. Korey (or any variation of the spelling) Bruno"
dramagal876: tsk tsk...Dominic...I'd have thought you'd be more clever. Keep reading...It clearly states that if said person's conflict was with a certain Dominic Ascioti, he would be in the fault, for she, the girl, is always right
SkatePunk01: However, you previousoy mentioned that you were neither a girl/woman, and I will quote :dramagal876: Luckily for me, hunny, I am neither.
SkatePunk01: so the argument is null and void
dramagal876: haha
dramagal876: NO!!!
SkatePunk01: Tsk tsk. Youw ere your own downfall.
dramagal876: "Except when a devastingly beastly girl/woman is trying to make passage through the walkway." key word there...beastly
dramagal876:Therefore, I did not say I was neither girl/woman
dramagal876:I most certainly am
SkatePunk01: but you said neither, and "devastingly" wouldn't make sense...tell me, does "a devistagingly girl/woman" make sense to you? no. I dont think so. so, therefore, you must be referring to "beastly" and" "girl/woman"
dramagal876: I was referring to "beastly" and you know it
SkatePunk01: But what does neither represent? Last time I checked, it represented two, yes, 2 refferences. And you have laid them out. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have your evidence. She is wrong.
dramagal876: No, I was reffering to neither a beastly girl or beastly woman
SkatePunk01: But you failed to specify.
dramagal876:WHY ARE YOU BACKING ME INTO A CORNER?!
SkatePunk01: I am not. You're going back and changing your answers. As I recall, there was an incident a few weeks earlier where you had a sudden outburst against the client, The Most Honorable and Venerable Dominic Ascioti, where he had accidently sat in "your seat". Henceforth, you began to threaten him if he did not vacate the seat by the next day. And he did comply. Today, someone else was sitting in "your seat" again, but it was a woman. Tell me, are you sexist? Did you feel the need to use your anger out on a fine specimen of the male species? And why was it that it just so happend to be a man that you bumped into?
dramagal876: Well, Kara was doing her homework, so I felt I should leave her alone, while you were ust sitting there. Also, it is not in any way my fault that the person who's foot was in my way belonged to a boy.
SkatePunk01: But both parties were minding their own business, correct? Why did you feel the need to disturb me client?
dramagal876: Your client has a large ego that needed deflating.
SkatePunk01: hahahaha
SkatePunk01: wow good stuff
dramagal876: merci
SkatePunk01: poor arguments on your part, but good stuff none the less
Funny stuff. Well, on Friday night, I went over my good friend Barry Koivisto's house for his 16th birthday. We went and saw "The Fog." The Moussette sisters were there. I said hi. The movie was ok. Not the best, but it was ok. Then we went back to Barry's house and played video games and watched "Saw."
On Saturday, I went to the XC scavenger hunt. It was wicked fun! I had to get my nails painted lime-green for one of the items on the list. I also had to go into Brooks Pharmacy and ask the Pharmacist "Where's your chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!" in my best Napolean Dynamite voice. Funny stuff. My team finished 2nd, but was DQ'd because one of the items we had wasn't one of them (and yes, it WAS a mask, contrary to popular opinoion.) At the end was a Yankee Swap, and I enede up with an Eddie Bauer "Nalgene" style water bottle. I have the same one. It's ok, I guess.
On Sunday I went over Brittany Ruelle's house and hung out. I met her parents *gasp* and we chilled out in the hot tub (haha.) It was fun.
XC meet vs. Chaug tomorrow. Wish me luck.
SkatePunk01: You've heard of the NoHo Mental Asylum, correct?
dramagal876: What is THAT supposed to mean?!
SkatePunk01: Oh, take it how you perceive it.
dramagal876: Dominic, if you dont watch yourself, one day I might be forced to inflict bodily harm upon you...
SkatePunk01: Bodily harm? You're talking to a God, honey. Bodily harm means nothing to me.
dramagal876: Oh yeah?
dramagal876: haha
SkatePunk01: Well, next time watch where you walk. I was utterly disturbed you bumped into me.
dramagal876: Oh! Oh ho ho!!!
dramagal876:It was YOUR fault
SkatePunk01: Can you prove it was my fault?
dramagal876: yes
SkatePunk01: Ok. Lets see the evidence,
dramagal876: I have eye witnesses that SAW your foot sticking out into the walkway...
dramagal876: Therefore, unless I moved it, which I sort of did by bumping into it, someone else would have hurt themselves by bumping into your big feet...so really I did a favor for everyone else in choir.
SkatePunk01: I said SHOW me the evidence, not DESCRIBE TO ME, you silly girl!
dramagal876: What would you like me to do? It isnt possible for me to show you anything at the moment.
SkatePunk01: That's what you failed to realize when I asked you, silly nit.
dramagal876: nit?
dramagal876: Do you mean git?
SkatePunk01: No
SkatePunk01: nit
SkatePunk01: as in nit-wit
dramagal876: And I think you're just trying to find a loop-hole so you dont have to admit that you were in the wrong.
dramagal876: And I am superior in every way
SkatePunk01: Superior in every way, second to me that is.
SkatePunk01: And no, you are wrong. It was your fault the accident was caused. You're at fault.
dramagal876: Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
SkatePunk01: My foot was parked legally. You come and broadside it. Tell me how I am at fauly, my pretty *cough*
dramagal876: Well, for one, if you really were parked legally, I never would have come in contact with your foot.
SkatePunk01: I was parked legally. It says clearly under clause F of sentence 386, paragraph 3 on page 74632 of the School Parking Zones Informational Pamphlet that "Feet adjacent to a desk no more than a foot away from the desk of the owner are permitted to roam whereever they please, as long as it is kept within that radius."
SkatePunk01: You need to know your stuff to keep up with me, sweetie.
dramagal876: Okay, well luckily for me, dear, I do. And I have to say that you overlooked one tiny thing. It also say that if that foot/feet are intruding on a narrow walkway, they are in the wrong.
dramagal876: Always read the fine print
SkatePunk01: The fine print has been read, sweet-ums. Look at the clause under the fine print: "Except when a devastingly beastly girl/woman is trying to make passage through the walkway."
dramagal876: Luckily for me, hunny, I am neither.
dramagal876: So you are at fauly
dramagal876: *fault
SkatePunk01: Ahh, but under that it even reads: "Except when girls named Kristie that attend Westfield High School and participate in Show Choir in the period of G in the year 2005 under the direction of Mrs. Korey (or any variation of the spelling) Bruno"
dramagal876: tsk tsk...Dominic...I'd have thought you'd be more clever. Keep reading...It clearly states that if said person's conflict was with a certain Dominic Ascioti, he would be in the fault, for she, the girl, is always right
SkatePunk01: However, you previousoy mentioned that you were neither a girl/woman, and I will quote :dramagal876: Luckily for me, hunny, I am neither.
SkatePunk01: so the argument is null and void
dramagal876: haha
dramagal876: NO!!!
SkatePunk01: Tsk tsk. Youw ere your own downfall.
dramagal876: "Except when a devastingly beastly girl/woman is trying to make passage through the walkway." key word there...beastly
dramagal876:Therefore, I did not say I was neither girl/woman
dramagal876:I most certainly am
SkatePunk01: but you said neither, and "devastingly" wouldn't make sense...tell me, does "a devistagingly girl/woman" make sense to you? no. I dont think so. so, therefore, you must be referring to "beastly" and" "girl/woman"
dramagal876: I was referring to "beastly" and you know it
SkatePunk01: But what does neither represent? Last time I checked, it represented two, yes, 2 refferences. And you have laid them out. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have your evidence. She is wrong.
dramagal876: No, I was reffering to neither a beastly girl or beastly woman
SkatePunk01: But you failed to specify.
dramagal876:WHY ARE YOU BACKING ME INTO A CORNER?!
SkatePunk01: I am not. You're going back and changing your answers. As I recall, there was an incident a few weeks earlier where you had a sudden outburst against the client, The Most Honorable and Venerable Dominic Ascioti, where he had accidently sat in "your seat". Henceforth, you began to threaten him if he did not vacate the seat by the next day. And he did comply. Today, someone else was sitting in "your seat" again, but it was a woman. Tell me, are you sexist? Did you feel the need to use your anger out on a fine specimen of the male species? And why was it that it just so happend to be a man that you bumped into?
dramagal876: Well, Kara was doing her homework, so I felt I should leave her alone, while you were ust sitting there. Also, it is not in any way my fault that the person who's foot was in my way belonged to a boy.
SkatePunk01: But both parties were minding their own business, correct? Why did you feel the need to disturb me client?
dramagal876: Your client has a large ego that needed deflating.
SkatePunk01: hahahaha
SkatePunk01: wow good stuff
dramagal876: merci
SkatePunk01: poor arguments on your part, but good stuff none the less
Funny stuff. Well, on Friday night, I went over my good friend Barry Koivisto's house for his 16th birthday. We went and saw "The Fog." The Moussette sisters were there. I said hi. The movie was ok. Not the best, but it was ok. Then we went back to Barry's house and played video games and watched "Saw."
On Saturday, I went to the XC scavenger hunt. It was wicked fun! I had to get my nails painted lime-green for one of the items on the list. I also had to go into Brooks Pharmacy and ask the Pharmacist "Where's your chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!" in my best Napolean Dynamite voice. Funny stuff. My team finished 2nd, but was DQ'd because one of the items we had wasn't one of them (and yes, it WAS a mask, contrary to popular opinoion.) At the end was a Yankee Swap, and I enede up with an Eddie Bauer "Nalgene" style water bottle. I have the same one. It's ok, I guess.
On Sunday I went over Brittany Ruelle's house and hung out. I met her parents *gasp* and we chilled out in the hot tub (haha.) It was fun.
XC meet vs. Chaug tomorrow. Wish me luck.