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World! Did you hear? Pansy Parkinson admits she has a drinking problem. I think that's pretty pathetic of her, folks, don't you? I bet she wouldn't last a day. I'm going to throw the bottle on her bed and she's going to jump on it, just like that one time, Pansy what are you do
Millicent, if you touch my keyboard again I will smash you over the head with it. That's right. Yes, you did read that line. Good! Fine! Leave!
And don't go to the kitchens!
Ahem. Well, er. Yes. Apparently 'admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery', as I say in sarcastic wit to first years, or as Granger has just said to me, so I will say it again to all of you in a BETTER WAY than Millicent TooTight-Knickers Bulstrode just said. I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM AND I'M ADMITTING IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. (Oh, Merlin...) And I don't need an Alcoholics Anonymous group or whatever you call it, Granger! I'll do it by myself! I, er, I don't remember the word. I work best alone! That's right, there you are.
And yes, I'm really going to try to do it this time so I can at least be crossed off as the Hogwarts Drunk and no computer will ever again say they're 'pulling a Parkinson', and so Granger, when she doles out her Speeches on Alcohol, won't be able to include me anymore on that list. Besides, dancing on tabletops with lampshades on is getting old. Yeah, I'm just passing along the tradition. so keep the drink away. That is my mantra. Away away away. Yes. Over and over again.
What holiday is coming up? Valentine's Day? Does anyone even drink on that day at all? I mean, besides the really old vintage wine. Well, I'm limiting myself to one. ONE. One! All the rest shall be kept away. (Repeat.)
Millicent, if you touch my keyboard again I will smash you over the head with it. That's right. Yes, you did read that line. Good! Fine! Leave!
And don't go to the kitchens!
Ahem. Well, er. Yes. Apparently 'admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery', as I say in sarcastic wit to first years, or as Granger has just said to me, so I will say it again to all of you in a BETTER WAY than Millicent TooTight-Knickers Bulstrode just said. I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM AND I'M ADMITTING IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. (Oh, Merlin...) And I don't need an Alcoholics Anonymous group or whatever you call it, Granger! I'll do it by myself! I, er, I don't remember the word. I work best alone! That's right, there you are.
And yes, I'm really going to try to do it this time so I can at least be crossed off as the Hogwarts Drunk and no computer will ever again say they're 'pulling a Parkinson', and so Granger, when she doles out her Speeches on Alcohol, won't be able to include me anymore on that list. Besides, dancing on tabletops with lampshades on is getting old. Yeah, I'm just passing along the tradition. so keep the drink away. That is my mantra. Away away away. Yes. Over and over again.
What holiday is coming up? Valentine's Day? Does anyone even drink on that day at all? I mean, besides the really old vintage wine. Well, I'm limiting myself to one. ONE. One! All the rest shall be kept away. (Repeat.)