May 12, 2006 14:21
Emily: I want to go on a date.
Lorelai: With - a *man*?
Emily: No, a weasel. Of course, a man!
Lorelai: I'm not hearing this.
Emily: Well, why shouldn't I date? I'm still a viable commodity.
Lorelai: I need a paper towel and a Valium, please.
Emily: There are plenty of men at the club who, in the past, have made their interest in me known, I just need to figure out how to reciprocate their feelings. You have a lot of experience with men. How do you let them know that you're available?
Lorelai: Well, one of those bench ads usually does the trick.
Emily: Lorelai, stop it. I need help here. It's been years since I did this, and I don't remember the proper procedure! Now take me through this step-by-step. You see a man, you walk up to him and you say...
Lorelai: ...Hello.
Emily: Is that too forward?
Lorelai: No, it's the appropriate way to indicate you're open to a social engagement. Unless, however, you are approaching a weasel. Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters.
hahaha...i love gilmore girls. and this conversation kills me everytime i hear it. i just think it's so funny. men and women are so incredibly different, and sometimes i think it's so much easier for the male species to interact with the opposite sex. i mean, feel free to tell me that i'm crazy and that you don't agree with me, but that's what i think. i don't know why, maybe it's because most women are spaz cases and everything is just more difficult sometimes.i don't know, whatever.
peace and love.
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