It's not even late enough at night to justify this conversation...
In which Arden (elementrymydear) and myself discuss the nature of Irene and Holmes if, in some unlikely event, they were to be married.
It's also really cracky.
elementrymydear: oh holmes holmes holmes
elementrymydear: he would be such a terrible husband
elementrymydear: he already is, to watson
thewomanswit: LMAO
thewomanswit: Srsly. He's so the type of guy I would end up dating. D:
thewomanswit: Seriously, if he and Irene DID get together it would probably ruin them. Because they'd end up hating each other more.
elementrymydear: lolol
thewomanswit: Or have awesome hate!sex every day, idk
elementrymydear: one of those
elementrymydear: I'm pretty sure he would be so like 'sex is only for in the bedroom, at night'
elementrymydear: but irene would be like 'fuck that'
elementrymydear: it would startle him
thewomanswit: LMAO
elementrymydear: like a rabbit
thewomanswit: *DIES*
thewomanswit: I kind of want to thread this now, LMAO
elementrymydear: he would tell her to get a hold of herself, and it would totally kill the mood :x
elementrymydear: LOL me too
thewomanswit: Then she'd throw something at his head and storm out
thewomanswit: And not come back for a month and a half
elementrymydear: hahaha
elementrymydear: and he wouldn't notice
thewomanswit: And then when she came back he'd be like "were you gone?"
thewomanswit: LMAO Yes
elementrymydear): "Oh there you are" when she comes back
elementrymydear: lolol
elementrymydear: "I found something interesting..." launch into chemistry discussion
thewomanswit: And then she would headdesk and go lay on the couch and fall asleep while he babbled
thewomanswit: So romantic <3
elementrymydear: and then it would be nighttime and he would be like "wife, time for bed!" which means sex. to him.
thewomanswit: LMAO
thewomanswit: And she would say "Not tonight, bb, I have a headache."
thewomanswit: And then she would have a headache for the next 50 years
thewomanswit: Or she would try to jump him in the sitting room the next day, and the vicious cycle would begin again
elementrymydear: lololol
elementrymydear: I love this story
thewomanswit: Me too
thewomanswit: As far as I'm concerned, it's totally canon
thewomanswit: I think I'm gonna go post this in Irene's LJ, for posterity.
elementrymydear: I can see her trying to take his clothes off, while he's still trying to do a complicated lab experiment, looking over her shoulder
elementrymydear: LOL
elementrymydear: good plan
thewomanswit: LMAO omg, it's the only way he could get real satisfaction
elementrymydear: hahaha
It's also really cracky.
elementrymydear: oh holmes holmes holmes
elementrymydear: he would be such a terrible husband
elementrymydear: he already is, to watson
thewomanswit: LMAO
thewomanswit: Srsly. He's so the type of guy I would end up dating. D:
thewomanswit: Seriously, if he and Irene DID get together it would probably ruin them. Because they'd end up hating each other more.
elementrymydear: lolol
thewomanswit: Or have awesome hate!sex every day, idk
elementrymydear: one of those
elementrymydear: I'm pretty sure he would be so like 'sex is only for in the bedroom, at night'
elementrymydear: but irene would be like 'fuck that'
elementrymydear: it would startle him
thewomanswit: LMAO
elementrymydear: like a rabbit
thewomanswit: *DIES*
thewomanswit: I kind of want to thread this now, LMAO
elementrymydear: he would tell her to get a hold of herself, and it would totally kill the mood :x
elementrymydear: LOL me too
thewomanswit: Then she'd throw something at his head and storm out
thewomanswit: And not come back for a month and a half
elementrymydear: hahaha
elementrymydear: and he wouldn't notice
thewomanswit: And then when she came back he'd be like "were you gone?"
thewomanswit: LMAO Yes
elementrymydear): "Oh there you are" when she comes back
elementrymydear: lolol
elementrymydear: "I found something interesting..." launch into chemistry discussion
thewomanswit: And then she would headdesk and go lay on the couch and fall asleep while he babbled
thewomanswit: So romantic <3
elementrymydear: and then it would be nighttime and he would be like "wife, time for bed!" which means sex. to him.
thewomanswit: LMAO
thewomanswit: And she would say "Not tonight, bb, I have a headache."
thewomanswit: And then she would have a headache for the next 50 years
thewomanswit: Or she would try to jump him in the sitting room the next day, and the vicious cycle would begin again
elementrymydear: lololol
elementrymydear: I love this story
thewomanswit: Me too
thewomanswit: As far as I'm concerned, it's totally canon
thewomanswit: I think I'm gonna go post this in Irene's LJ, for posterity.
elementrymydear: I can see her trying to take his clothes off, while he's still trying to do a complicated lab experiment, looking over her shoulder
elementrymydear: LOL
elementrymydear: good plan
thewomanswit: LMAO omg, it's the only way he could get real satisfaction
elementrymydear: hahaha