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I just ordered a pizza. To my great surprise, Captain Intellect was the man who answered the phone!
Me, "I'd like to place an order for delivery"
CI, "Okay."
Pause.
Me, "To 2780 Beacon Hill Dr."
CI, "Okay."
Pause.
More pausing.
Me, "For cheese pizzas and bread sticks."
CI, "Okay."
Me, "Don't you want to know how many and what size?"
CI, "Oh, yeah"
Pause.
Me, "Two cheese pizzas and a small order of bread sticks."
Pause.
Me, "ummm...."
CI, "That will be $12.59."
Pause.
Me, "How long will that take?"
Pause.
CI, "60 minutes?"
Me, "Are you telling me? Or are you asking me if its okay that it arrives in an hour?"
CI, "An hour? 60 minutes is three quarters of an hour."
Pause.
Me, "Oooookay..."
CI, "How will you be paying for that?"
Me, "Cash."
CI, "Okay."
Me, "Uuuuhh... yeah, bye now."
CI, "Okay."
*hang up*
By far one of the best blonde jokes ever
Me, "I'd like to place an order for delivery"
CI, "Okay."
Pause.
Me, "To 2780 Beacon Hill Dr."
CI, "Okay."
Pause.
More pausing.
Me, "For cheese pizzas and bread sticks."
CI, "Okay."
Me, "Don't you want to know how many and what size?"
CI, "Oh, yeah"
Pause.
Me, "Two cheese pizzas and a small order of bread sticks."
Pause.
Me, "ummm...."
CI, "That will be $12.59."
Pause.
Me, "How long will that take?"
Pause.
CI, "60 minutes?"
Me, "Are you telling me? Or are you asking me if its okay that it arrives in an hour?"
CI, "An hour? 60 minutes is three quarters of an hour."
Pause.
Me, "Oooookay..."
CI, "How will you be paying for that?"
Me, "Cash."
CI, "Okay."
Me, "Uuuuhh... yeah, bye now."
CI, "Okay."
*hang up*
By far one of the best blonde jokes ever