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So I'm taking a nap after dinner (like ya do) and suddenly jolt out of my slumber. Then what do I see, but an object flying through the darkness. I identify this object as a cicada and have the healthy response of screaming at the top of my lungs and shouting my roomates name over and over and over again. Meg is not there, but my sweetmate is sitting on the toliet at this very moment. She asks if eveerything is ok and and I scream, "NO! NO! EVERYTHING IS NOT OK, HELP ME THERE IS A CICADA!". So she flushes and bursts into the room to my rescue. "What's wrong?" she asks confusedly. "There's a cicada near the mirror!!!! please turn on the light!!! I hate bugs!!! I HATE CICADAS!!!!!" So she turns on the light and proclaims, "I don't see anything." Then I realize that I am insane and imagined some flying orb in a semi-concious delusional episode. I apoligize over and over again, she leaves, and a little piece of me dies inside.
P.S. This has happened to me several times with my roomate but I imagined spiders instead.
P.P.S. I'M NUTS BITCH!!!!
P.S. This has happened to me several times with my roomate but I imagined spiders instead.
P.P.S. I'M NUTS BITCH!!!!