College work done.
I'm not happy with it at all, but I can't add any more to it and if they don't like it then I'm going to stab them in the face. Next time we get an assignment I'm going to probe my lecturers for as much information as possible rather than "here are some sheets telling you what to do, go find a computer kthxbye".
Thank you to everyone who helped, too.
Thank you to everyone who helped, too.