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Jul 29, 2005 17:14

Ahoy! This is Joshua!

I know I haven't updated in some while, but you know me, I'm always pondering the universe, moping, or else just plain wandering around. So, here's my chance to update about my life and hope that someone out there will care enough for me to comment (my cruel and painful demise could be on your head if you don't!).

So, update #1: My friend Rachel came to house sit and visit for 2 and a half weeks. It has been interesting. It's strange how talking to someone in person can change perceptions about yourself. Don't ask. I wouldn't be able to explain in less than 34 hours and no one wants to hear that much commentary from me I'm sure.

Update #2: I'm considering changing colleges. (woohoo for alliteration) I have been thinking about it for some time but now I'm pretty sure I want to get out of Jonesboro. Most of my friends seem to be escaping and it is just wrong that I should be left in this dilapidated old town stuck in Ah-SU....(think about it).

Update #3: I used to wear women's clothing. I still do on occasion. But shhhh...don't tell anyone.

Update #4: This isn't actually Joshua but is sub-human alternate psyche corporeal being Joshue. Yeah don't ask about that either because it would just plain blow your mind (kind of like drugs, don't do them kids).

In conclusion, I would like to remind all of you that if I do not receive at least 5...FIVE measly little minuscule comments then I shall end it all...I shall jump off of a brick or stab myself with a feather! I'm warning you all! The guilt shall consume your lives, waking and unwaking thoughts, dreams and hallucinations if you do not take the few minutes required to type a few kind words to this poor misguided lost soul.

This entry is dedicated to: Mushrooms. (think about it)
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