Funniest Thing Evar
My roommate Naomi is unpacking an order that came from UPS just a minute ago. She ordered stuff for her valentine weekend and it showed up late. So she pulls out some sexy lingerie, scented rose petals for a bath, some aphrodesiac type shit etc... All fine and cool. Nothing weird. Then oh, look, complimentary condoms. Still pretty normal. Then, since her order was late I guess?!, she pulls out a huge ass pink butt plug. She just starts screaming and laughing. That made my day. Haha.