ok Valentines Day, can suck my cock!
UMMMM still bored So I'll just type this too!
So yeah I my plans this weekend for Valentines Day... do the same thing I always do besides a couple of odd years where I have actually done something. I will snuggle up to the fireplace with my pint of Chunky Monkey Ice cream and put on a good Hugh Grant movie. If you believe me I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!! Actually since my roomate will be gone, Gareth will be gone... I plan on drinking and doing crazy random shit with Gonzo so we can fuckin rue the day we ever heard of Valentines Day because girlfriends are such a fucking hastle. No seriously... anyone who has known me will notice this... in every single relationship... havnt I tried the hardest (which was always TOO hard) and end up looking like the stupid "lost puppy who wants to be reammed in the ass because he is so fucking sad nothing would bother him" type????? well yes so fuck girlfriends... Besides learning everything I know about drinking/bartending/alcohol in general I have learned one thing... dates are so much fucking easier! holy shit, if you are in a relationship get the fuck out! dates are easy, no strings attached, you can act like you want and your date wont give a damn because it is simply a fucking date! girlfriends you actually have to cater to, and pamper, and talk alot, and be at every beconing whim of, and stupid de-masculine shit that is not needed when you are on dates. Now you ask, what about getting some? ok fuck it! listen kids... one night stands, if you are that worried about getting some than you cant be that worried about one night stands, same concept! now emotional voids and what not will occur but do you really want those voids to fluctuate through stupid pointless occasions when you "partner" makes you feel bad over stupid shit. HELL NO! I mean listen college... easy if you have this outlook, look out for you, dont bother with anything that wouldnt bother with you, alcohol is always a good answer to any answer unless the question is "Son what have you been drinking tonight"(asked by a cop, hehe) so yeah Valentines Day, maybe I will have a girl, but not my girlfriend, there are only 2-4 girls I am interested in for dating/maybe gfs but anyone else can grab this 40, sit back, and have a field day... on me!
So yeah I my plans this weekend for Valentines Day... do the same thing I always do besides a couple of odd years where I have actually done something. I will snuggle up to the fireplace with my pint of Chunky Monkey Ice cream and put on a good Hugh Grant movie. If you believe me I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!! Actually since my roomate will be gone, Gareth will be gone... I plan on drinking and doing crazy random shit with Gonzo so we can fuckin rue the day we ever heard of Valentines Day because girlfriends are such a fucking hastle. No seriously... anyone who has known me will notice this... in every single relationship... havnt I tried the hardest (which was always TOO hard) and end up looking like the stupid "lost puppy who wants to be reammed in the ass because he is so fucking sad nothing would bother him" type????? well yes so fuck girlfriends... Besides learning everything I know about drinking/bartending/alcohol in general I have learned one thing... dates are so much fucking easier! holy shit, if you are in a relationship get the fuck out! dates are easy, no strings attached, you can act like you want and your date wont give a damn because it is simply a fucking date! girlfriends you actually have to cater to, and pamper, and talk alot, and be at every beconing whim of, and stupid de-masculine shit that is not needed when you are on dates. Now you ask, what about getting some? ok fuck it! listen kids... one night stands, if you are that worried about getting some than you cant be that worried about one night stands, same concept! now emotional voids and what not will occur but do you really want those voids to fluctuate through stupid pointless occasions when you "partner" makes you feel bad over stupid shit. HELL NO! I mean listen college... easy if you have this outlook, look out for you, dont bother with anything that wouldnt bother with you, alcohol is always a good answer to any answer unless the question is "Son what have you been drinking tonight"(asked by a cop, hehe) so yeah Valentines Day, maybe I will have a girl, but not my girlfriend, there are only 2-4 girls I am interested in for dating/maybe gfs but anyone else can grab this 40, sit back, and have a field day... on me!