Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave lastsurrender a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, presidentleah (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I pulled iamreallylucky's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for kismytancheeks (10 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4977 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
thewarzybok