"RUN. For your FUCKING LIFE." -- Al Swearengen
In my previous post I asked who would win in a balls-out cage match of TV super villains.
The Simple Answer --
Shillinger would get shanked hardcore by one of Mackey's henchman in the chow line at Oz.
Tony Soprano, would dispatch Paulie and the guitar player from the E-Street Band to take out Luther Mahoney with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
Tony and Vic would form a bad-cop, mob kingpin alliance.
Lex Luthor would be busy making a ray gun or a jet pack or something gay, and would be eaten by the vampire.
Al Swearengen, being a shrewd, cold-blooded, cowboy bad ass, would dispatch Dan to grease up and wipe the thoroughfare with the fang-monster. Angel, would tear Dan's head off, seeing as he has superpowers and whatnot. But Al has a dangerous army of ninjas at his disposal (Yes. He does.), and vampires are susceptible to little thing called sunshine. Ninjas know this, and ninjas trump vampires. Especially seeing as an open window turns him into a pile of dust bunnies.
This leaves us the Mackey/Soprano team versus Al Swearengen and his ninja army. That's what the kids on the school yard call "smuck teams."
Tony S. was nearly 86ed by Billy Bats and Vic's own guys keep feeding each other hand grenade sandwiches, whereas Al has A LOYAL ARMY OF NINJAS.
Al Swearengen.
Winner and champion.
The Simple Answer --
Shillinger would get shanked hardcore by one of Mackey's henchman in the chow line at Oz.
Tony Soprano, would dispatch Paulie and the guitar player from the E-Street Band to take out Luther Mahoney with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
Tony and Vic would form a bad-cop, mob kingpin alliance.
Lex Luthor would be busy making a ray gun or a jet pack or something gay, and would be eaten by the vampire.
Al Swearengen, being a shrewd, cold-blooded, cowboy bad ass, would dispatch Dan to grease up and wipe the thoroughfare with the fang-monster. Angel, would tear Dan's head off, seeing as he has superpowers and whatnot. But Al has a dangerous army of ninjas at his disposal (Yes. He does.), and vampires are susceptible to little thing called sunshine. Ninjas know this, and ninjas trump vampires. Especially seeing as an open window turns him into a pile of dust bunnies.
This leaves us the Mackey/Soprano team versus Al Swearengen and his ninja army. That's what the kids on the school yard call "smuck teams."
Tony S. was nearly 86ed by Billy Bats and Vic's own guys keep feeding each other hand grenade sandwiches, whereas Al has A LOYAL ARMY OF NINJAS.
Al Swearengen.
Winner and champion.