A King's Ransom.

[thewarrior]

I'm going to make this real simple, I want a banana Twinkie.

I want a banana Twinkie the way professional daredevils want to don white leather jumpsuits with the American flag emblazonned on them and jump over things on their dirtbikes.

The first hero who brings me a banana Twinkie -- or handy two-pack, or  box of said torpedoes of delicious, cream

Comments

[wndrwendy7]

I have no idea where you can buy banana twinkies, but ebay has a ton of coupons for them http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=banana+twinkie&category0=

[pixelinpink]

they're not new, but rather, a re-issue. i was watching unwrapped on the food network and got the 411 on it. i think i've seen them in the grocery store.

[thewarrior]

You can't spell "coupon" without H-E-A-R-T.

Or maybe you can.

I don't know.

I'm very tired.

[shell0r]

That is so funny, because we had an entire BOX of banana twinkies at work on Tuesday!!! My boss's wife bought them out of curiosity, and HATED THEM. So, she packed them in her husband's lunchpail and there you are. I liked it. It was very banana-y. We were sort of a 50-50 split though. There were just as many people who took a bite and spit it into the barrel. Oh well.

Thanks for the Tombstone quote too!!! Jay always says that line.

[thewarrior]

Tombstone is a highly underrated film. Snake Plissken and Gay Batman fighting evil cowboys and saying shit like, "Tell them I'm coming...AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME." Awesome.

[pixelinpink]

i am on it like white on rice. i know i don't need your loyalty as i already have it, but i'd like to think of myself as your "banana baked goods fairy."

[pixelinpink]

aaaaand mailed.

[thewarrior]

I'm nominating you for some kind of trophy. Or medal. Does the President's Council on Physical Fitness give out a plaque for best achievement in banana-flavored baked goods? Or a sash? If not, they should.