X-Wings and TIE Fighters.
Thirty years ago today, Star Wars was released. It was good and pure and sweeping and fucked me up for life.
In honor of the thirtieth anniversary, we're all going to celebrate old school. We're going to play Star Wars.
Not watch it. Play it. Like elementary school, playground, the swingset is really a Death Star, play it.
I realize this might be tough seeing as we're adults and don't have ready access to swingsets, but I'm thinking your desk might bare a slight resemblance to a Y-Wing and that sporty motorcar could very well be a landspeeder.
I call Han Solo.
Choose your own adventure.
In honor of the thirtieth anniversary, we're all going to celebrate old school. We're going to play Star Wars.
Not watch it. Play it. Like elementary school, playground, the swingset is really a Death Star, play it.
I realize this might be tough seeing as we're adults and don't have ready access to swingsets, but I'm thinking your desk might bare a slight resemblance to a Y-Wing and that sporty motorcar could very well be a landspeeder.
I call Han Solo.
Choose your own adventure.