Farnsworth Bently!
most days i could sleep till the crowing rooster was already killed processed and served to you with a side of cornbeef hash and a mint julep, but not today. strange. well now that im up might as well talk about the conspiracies ive come up with this week:
conspiracy #18948:
right, when you are a young kid everyone tells you that you can be/do anything your little heart desires. Reach for the stars, and so forth. im begining to think that this whole idea is a marketing scheme. its the sincerity in peoples voices when they speak of it. they really believe in it and if i were god i would be pissed cause here we are breeding and training children who potentially aspire to be gods. and if you have too many gods and goddesses mucking about, well its just messy alright!
conspiracy #18949:
American History is BULLSHIT! its just not true, i dont believe a word of it. to think that there were actually prophetic, smart men and women actively guiding and forming this country seems so sophomoric. and if it is true, wheres my benjamin franklin, i dont know any ben franklins. wheres my frederick douglas, marcus garvey, abraham lincoln, FDR, where are they? they never happened.
conspiracy #18950:
movies will become the new mind-control transmitters. with the invention of DVD box sets, billions of cable channels and cheaper production costs due to digital technology movies will be more rapid fire and have more subliminal messages. its good cause movies keep you in a passive state for a lot longer than television. also television is to overt, they are basically telling you that they aretrying to control your mind. and everyone knows that the big bucks are in covert operations, duh!
conspiracy #18948:
right, when you are a young kid everyone tells you that you can be/do anything your little heart desires. Reach for the stars, and so forth. im begining to think that this whole idea is a marketing scheme. its the sincerity in peoples voices when they speak of it. they really believe in it and if i were god i would be pissed cause here we are breeding and training children who potentially aspire to be gods. and if you have too many gods and goddesses mucking about, well its just messy alright!
conspiracy #18949:
American History is BULLSHIT! its just not true, i dont believe a word of it. to think that there were actually prophetic, smart men and women actively guiding and forming this country seems so sophomoric. and if it is true, wheres my benjamin franklin, i dont know any ben franklins. wheres my frederick douglas, marcus garvey, abraham lincoln, FDR, where are they? they never happened.
conspiracy #18950:
movies will become the new mind-control transmitters. with the invention of DVD box sets, billions of cable channels and cheaper production costs due to digital technology movies will be more rapid fire and have more subliminal messages. its good cause movies keep you in a passive state for a lot longer than television. also television is to overt, they are basically telling you that they aretrying to control your mind. and everyone knows that the big bucks are in covert operations, duh!