HOLY SHIT MY DAD ALMOST BLEW UP!!!!!!

Oct 22, 2003 10:20

so i got the best wake up phone call ever today, it was my dad, his car blew up!!!!! i was like "hahahaha shut up, you're such a jerk" and he's like "uh no, i'm serious, i was driving and i smelt smoke, and looked out the rearveiw mirror and there was smoke comming out of the trunk, so i got out and opened it, and the fucking box of flares ignited themselves somehow, but yeah so i got away to get a fire extiguisher since mine was in the trunk next to the boxes, so i grabbed one from some convenience store, and when i came out the whole car was in flames, so i put it out."
"holy shit!!! so wait, you're ok right!?!?"
and i love his response, "oh yeah, i'm fine, just my cell phone was in my breif case, and teh breif case caught fire, and the antena is all burnt up, so i figured i'd call you to see if it still works"

sheesh what a clown

oh yeah, my parents go back to court today, so yeah, my dad and i've talked to his lawyer, and he's gonna press really hard to get that lock lifted off of my account. FINALLY!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY OWN MONEY!!!!
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