Dear shitbag motherfucker(s) that broke into my car on N. Bellaire Ave in Louisville this evening...
Ahem.
I wanted to thank you so much for breaking into my car and stealing the GPS system. I really couldn't stand it and that godawful british lady that kept giving me the wrong directions and telling me to get on the interstate when I didn't really want to. Now I have the motivation to go get my brother a new one with all this wad of money I have. Thanks!
Thanks for stealing my Tori Amos and my Molly Maguires cds (the only music I have that calms my baby down in the car). They were starting to skip really bad from overplay. So, thanks to you, I get to find something else for my baby to listen to. Awesome!
Thanks for breaking my window on the drivers side. I love fresh air and now I don't even have to bother putting my window down! Sweet, dude! And thanks for making sure the glass went all over my car so I have something to do with my time. As you could tell from the newborn car seat in the back I live a life of no responsibility and have nothing better to do with my time than spend hours picking glass out of my car. GOSH IT'S SO NICE HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FREE TIME!
I hope you fucking die.
Love,
A Very Disgruntled Sleep Deprived Poor Single Mother Having a Nervous Breakdown at 2:00 in the Fucking Morning
I wanted to thank you so much for breaking into my car and stealing the GPS system. I really couldn't stand it and that godawful british lady that kept giving me the wrong directions and telling me to get on the interstate when I didn't really want to. Now I have the motivation to go get my brother a new one with all this wad of money I have. Thanks!
Thanks for stealing my Tori Amos and my Molly Maguires cds (the only music I have that calms my baby down in the car). They were starting to skip really bad from overplay. So, thanks to you, I get to find something else for my baby to listen to. Awesome!
Thanks for breaking my window on the drivers side. I love fresh air and now I don't even have to bother putting my window down! Sweet, dude! And thanks for making sure the glass went all over my car so I have something to do with my time. As you could tell from the newborn car seat in the back I live a life of no responsibility and have nothing better to do with my time than spend hours picking glass out of my car. GOSH IT'S SO NICE HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FREE TIME!
I hope you fucking die.
Love,
A Very Disgruntled Sleep Deprived Poor Single Mother Having a Nervous Breakdown at 2:00 in the Fucking Morning