Sexy-Off

May 21, 2011 11:46

Who:
* Contestants: Captain Hammer, Damon Salvatore, Daxter, Dean Winchester, Ezio Auditore, Michael Trinity, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Souji Seta, Ulquiorra Cifer, V, CLOSED
* Judges: Anarchy Panty, Arcee, Aya Brea, CLOSED
* Audience: Open! Come root for the guy you hate the least!
What: It's time for Nautilus to decide who the most eligible bachelor in town happens to be!
Where: Northern District - Viewing Garden
When: May 21, 2011 - Noon
Warnings: WHO KNOWS. I suspect there may be humorous crudity in the talent show and/or bathing suit competitions.
Notes: You may use prose or action tags! HOW THIS WORKS! I'll start up a thread for each competition, and one final thread for the end results. Each contestant will post something under each competition thread, and then each judge will respond with their score. Audience members can respond wherever they like. You have until Sunday, May 31st to pose for each competition. Otherwise, your character will be considered a no-show. On June 1st, or after every participant has made their debut, I'll add up the judges scores and announce the results. Have fun!


It was a fine day for a Sexy-Off. Not too cool, not too hot, and most important of all, no rain, and no fog monsters. That would have been a buzzkill for the audience, but likely could have been worked into the competition for the talent show if they had shown up. Nonetheless, Captain Hammer was glad for the peace. It was best if nothing distracted from the competition he'd worked hard to set up.

There was a prominent stage, complete with velvet curtain, set up in the middle of the garden with several changing booths, eleven to be exact, for the use of the contestants to switch their wardrobe. Several elegant tables and comfortable chairs were set up for the audience, complete with a meal of their choice (if they RSVP'd, they got exactly what they ordered, and if they did not, they were likely to receive soup, salad, and either chicken or fish).

Situated up front was an individual table for each of the judges, complete with a luxurious armchair so they could pass judgment in comfort. They also received a fruit basket as means of thanks for their assistance, for if there were no judges, there would be only chaos, and the dispute of who was sexiest would never be resolved.

Heaven forbid.

A well-dressed midget little person in a tiny suit and bowtie and an amazingly sexy voice toddled onto the stage with a microphone, once it seemed that everyone was seated and relaxed.

"I'd like to welcome you all to Nautilus's first, and perhaps not the last, annual Sexy-Off! I'm sure you're all very excited to meet our contestants, so without further adieu, let's get started, shall we?"

The curtain went up, and a fanfare began to play.

† captain hammer, sideswipe, † damon salvatore, michael trinity, v, † optimus prime

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