22nd Report. [ UNINTENTIONAL VIDEO POST ] ~ drink bleach. live forever.

[agentminiskirt]

[With the most recent fun-filled reality storm over and everything having returned to its relative normalcy, Aya’s looking pretty relieved to finally have a moment of reprieve. Now, she’s able to be back home again, but... there’s seemingly something off

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[redwhitensnark]

[Look who's not resting. What a surprise.]

Aya...? Did you need some medical assistance?

[His gaze falls on the can briefly. One optic ridge arching in an "I don't get it" way.]

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[agentminiskirt]

[Aya blinks at the video feed with her remaining eye.]

I know it looks pretty bad, but I'll be fine. Just going to let this one settle on its own eventually.

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[redwhitensnark]

[A low rumble. He disapproves, but he's going to try trusting Aya on this one. If she thinks she'll be alright... She is, after all, one of the more responsible sorts in Nautilus.]

I'll trust you to get some help if anything gets worse on you.

[Again he focuses on the Slim Fast.]

What's with the can...?

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[agentminiskirt]

[Aya has her reasons. Moreover, she wants to make sure when she has her regenerative powers back, without having to do something worse like cut herself on a regular basis--and that'd lead into a whole other stream of issues altogether. She'd rather avoid that. If anything, if there's still no progress then she'll just... get help, then.]

Got it.

[She looks away from the can, her face seemingly twitching with irritation.]

It's a dietary drink that some people waste their money on to help them lose weight.

[Not that Aya needs to lose any, obviously.]

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[turian_honor]

... You look like hell.

[Says the alien bird-lizard missing half his face.]

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[agentminiskirt]

[Pfft.]

Speak for yourself.

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[turian_honor]

Hey, at least I always look this bad. Or good, if you're coming from a krogan standpoint.

[The joke's probably not as funny as he thinks.]

You all right?

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[agentminiskirt]

Is there something different about a krogan standpoint than any other standpoint?

[Of course, she doesn't get that reference.

She nods.]

I'll live.

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[supersecretary]

[Pepper sounds tired, but she has a nice tan. She certainly doesn't look like hell run over twice like Aya. Let's... try to improve her day a little.]

...Miss Brea, I have in my possession a bottle of 1947 Château Petrus.

[Guess where she got this from?]

Care to share it with me over a movie?

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[agentminiskirt]

[Aya appreciates the effort. Really, she does.]

...

[This is her seriously considering on taking up on Pepper's offer. Although an even funnier thought just comes to mind--the last time she had seen this woman face-to-face was when the secretary had been pouring out of Aya's closet.]

I think I'd love to take you up on your offer.

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[supersecretary]

[At least this time she isn't wearing half a dozen miniskirts on her head and shoulders and isn't making a pile on the floor with another woman and a diminutive Nobody.]

Excellent. Now, what kind of movies are playing at this theater?

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[agentminiskirt]

[She appreciates that.]

The last time I checked, they were playing some spaghetti western films. I had to do a double take.

[Mostly because Aya had recently been talking about liking old western flicks.]

[endallwars]

The movie theater would have... films there. Correct?

[agentminiskirt]

That's right.

[endallwars]

Would you mind terribly if I went with you? I've not yet experienced that yet.

[agentminiskirt]

Of course I wouldn't. It isn't like there aren't many places to sit in a movie theater.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Aya! What happened?!

[agentminiskirt]

Nothing I couldn't handle.

[Despite the fact that she looks like utter shit.]

[hisdreamsmyfate]

You're half blind.

THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS

[agentminiskirt]

It's just a flesh wound.