This wasn't really what the doctor would have ordered... [Audio]

[redwhitensnark]

It's early morning and I already have a processor ache. AllSpark almighty...

Alright you lot. Obviously anyone living over in Helix isn't affected by this latest reality storm, but can I get roll call for anyone still over here in Nautilus who's sane and not acting like they got into bad fuel?

Comments

[ Video ]

[simplyobserving]

No, I don't seem to have been affected either. I suppose we should be glad it's only a reality storm, though I hope it doesn't last an entire week. People might hurt themselves in this state.

[ Video ]

[redwhitensnark]

Riyaz... Thank Primus.

Your hope is the same as mine. I already warned Lelouch not to operate his Knightmare frame while he's behaving as he is... Hopefully anyone who can fly will stay on the ground.

[ Video ]

[simplyobserving]

[ winces ] Yes. And it is slightly unnerving that many of these people unfit to operate vehicles... are vehicles.

[ Video ]

[redwhitensnark]

Exactly. I have a feeling I'll be missing out on recharge while this is going on, just worrying whether Starscream will crash into a building or if Wheeljack will accidentally mow someone down on the road...

[Video]

[whyihatemachins]

[Some fumbling before the camera stabilizes. Oh, hello Fanzone . . . who seems to be under his bed looking pretty much like this ((icon)). His voice is a hoarse whisper.]

N-no bad fuel, but . . . bad . . . s-something.

This is why I hate robot monkeys.

[Video]

[redwhitensnark]

...Captain? Don't tell me you're...

[...]

You are, aren't you.

Urgh.

[Video]

[whyihatemachins]

[Still a hoarse whisper, like he doesn't want something in the room hearing him.]

Not yet I'm not! That's why I can't let them find me. And I left the bazooka on the kitchen table like an idiot newbie.

[Video]

[redwhitensnark]

[WHAT.]

Fanzone. Did you just say bazooka? On the kitchen table?!

You had better be pullin' my leg, Captain.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Ratcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet~!

[redwhitensnark]

...Zack. [Expectant look.]

[hisdreamsmyfate]

Ratchet.

[Yeah, he has no idea what else to say but HEY COOL ROBOT.]

[redwhitensnark]

Ah, yes. I believe we have established that my name is Ratchet.

Zack, are you feeling o--no, cancel that. Are you feeling normal or not?

[ten000miles]

Yeah.

I'm still sane.

[redwhitensnark]

Ergh, thank Primus. Someone else with their head still on straight.

[ten000miles]

Buttercup is normal as well. There was another Cybertronian on the network earlier that also seemed normal --

Lets see . . . The newly arrived fox girl and Jazz are . . . Well, I think they're normal for them.

That's probably about it.

[redwhitensnark]

Given the number of responses so far and the amount of insanity on the network overall, I think we are in the minority. With some of them, it's a little hard to tell, but...

Sparks, it's going to be a long week.

[storybookmother]

I don't think I've been bothered by it at all, either, Mr. Ratchet. The others are acting quite strange, though.

[redwhitensnark]

Wendy. Good to know.

And yes, they are. This reality storm is probably one of the stranger ones we've witnessed. Hopefully everyone who's still thinking straight now will continue to remain normal throughout...

[storybookmother]

It doesn't seem to be as damaging physically, but--

[ She turns away for a moment, and delivers a sharp, "That doesn't go in your mouth, sir!" to whichever housemate is just off screen. SIGH. ]

I truly hope it doesn't last as long as the rest.

LMAO

[redwhitensnark]

...who's over there with you right now? And do I want to know what they just tried to put in their mouth...?