6th Bong Hit

[princeofpuzzles]

[The Riddler sits at a table finally back in his home-sweet-home, wherever that may be. A few papers are strewn about it and a couple of books. He writes something on the paper and stares at it in deep concentration.]

Then that states that...these words.

They're...gorgeous. So eloquent and poised and moist and shiny and delicious and luminous

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[challngethegods]

A machine...that takes off your pants...?

[challngethegods]

Brilliant!

[princeofpuzzles]

Isn't it, though? I'd need the right parts...three canaries and a sousaphone.

[plantsnturtles]

Uh uh. I don't want any robot hands near my junk.

[princeofpuzzles]

You need more progressive thinking. Robot hands might be the best near your junk.

[plantsnturtles]

But when the Robot Apocalypse shows up, bad things could happen. I just don't think you've thought this through, is all.

[princeofpuzzles]

Are you undermining my intelligence, boy?

...When is the Robot Apocalypse.

[Videoooo]

[loyal_boswell]

[A thousand questions cross his mind. Why would you need a machine for that? Wouldn't it be simpler to remove one's pants without such aid? Weren't you imprisoned?]

[Instead he asks this.]

... What sort of food?

[Videoooo]

[princeofpuzzles]

The best food.

I'm thinking apple sauce and cranberries.

[Videoooo]

[loyal_boswell]

That sounds... marvelous. Do you think you could share?

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[princeofpuzzles]

[video]

[ms_calculation]

Why would you need a machine when you have servants?

[video]

[princeofpuzzles]

Unfortunately I have no servants. That's looked down-upon in our culture. Also looked sideways-upon and angular-upon.

Ms Ilah...your eyes are very red.

[video]

[ms_calculation]

The machine would be your servant. With live machines here that's nearly the same thing.

Of course they're not. They're gold. They're perfect.

[video]

[princeofpuzzles]

But can a machine be a servant when it has no will to be otherwise? When it doesn't know what it is?

...What if we are all servants to someone we don't know...

No, no, they're very red. Swirling pool of lava red. Burning. You should get that checked out.

[deadster_awake]

[Have a robot with a dopey grin]

Hey there, little Riddler-guy! Music is good, words is... fraggit. I can't remember. Deadboy needs his music.

Love the color scheme. We oughta screw.

[princeofpuzzles]

Music is wonderful! Everywhere! I can hear it now! Yes...

...Screw as in screw in bolts or otherwise? Because I assure you I am humansexual. Or. What is that. Yes. Humansexual.

[deadster_awake]

[transforms into 'Signor Finite', but wearing red sunshades in lieu of his usual eyepatch]

I can accomodate! Because I am just that awesome!

[princeofpuzzles]

That is a very large hat, sir, which flatters me, but I am not in a reproductive mood.

I am in a...

I don't know what mood I'm in. I forgot.